i have hemorrhoids. they hurt. dunno have to get rid of them.

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i think i got them cause i've been sitting on my chair, the seems snapped off and all the pillow stuff fell out. I've just been sitting on wood for 2 days now. I can't have hemorrhoids. I'm going on like a roadtrip next week, i can't be itching my asshole the whole way there. How do i get rid of them?????????? please tell me!!!!!!!!!#
and don't say those stupid ass wipes they don't work!!!!



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fuck dat @Lasko123 nigga. He don't give rep, don't reply, don't do dick.
 
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Try fisting your ass and getting them out by hand
 
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What are

hemorrhoids​

 
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I had them once and I used some cream for it and it went away after like 3 days. go visit local apothecary
 
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i think i got them cause i've been sitting on my chair, the seems snapped off and all the pillow stuff fell out. I've just been sitting on wood for 2 days now. I can't have hemorrhoids. I'm going on like a roadtrip next week, i can't be itching my asshole the whole way there. How do i get rid of them?????????? please tell me!!!!!!!!!#
and don't say those stupid ass wipes they don't work!!!!



tagging my favourite users, hopefully one of them is high iq!!!!!
@pianoboy123
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@germanlooks
@Scientist
@ChristianChad
@JM10
@cloUder
@PikachuCandy
@Bekanu
@Aliens95
@Ryan
@uglymug
@n0rthface
@Syobevoli
@BearBoy
@randomvanish
@subhuman incel
@OldVirgin
@realklay11
@Rupert Pupkin
@Thompsonz
@tongue and cheek
@Preston
@FastBananaCEO
@kjsbdfiusdf
@TsarTsar444
@Zakamg
@Bitch
@BasedCoper
@SteelTitan
@Basedprincess
@N1666
@WontStopNorwooding


fuck dat @Lasko123 nigga. He don't give rep, don't reply, don't do dick.
all jokes asied try putting vaseline cream to the area itll help (y)
 
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I had them for some weeks, shitting blood everytime, a proctologist give me a cure and they went away.
 
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It’s over. I don’t think that you can fix them till your road trip depending on how big they are. But besides going to a doctor you could buy a creme or something which helps against it.
 
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I had them for some weeks, shitting blood everytime, a proctologist give me a cure and they went away.
yeh, i can't see the doctor in time cause i've had covid very recently...>>"
 
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Don't talk shit about @Lasko123 or you'll get the hands

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They just go away on their own
 
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Pm pics, I'll try to help:forcedsmile:
 
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My feel when im only 2nd year med school so can't help you with this :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Have you tried looking up your ass?
 
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Eat more fiber(oatmeal, vegetables) and don't strain while you shit. Also avoid spicy food and don't spend more than 15 minutes on the toilet.
 
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Eat more fiber(oatmeal, vegetables) and don't strain while you shit. Also avoid spicy food and don't spend more than 15 minutes on the toilet.
thank you! Grassy ass my amiga!!!
 
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Erupted anal warts thus butthole Herpes. Or, Buttherps. The medical term they use today.
maybe i should ask my doctor for a prostate exam as well. For research purposes of course...
 
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@🌈👽 you are still my favourite user... just couldn't tag :smonk:
 
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@🌈👽 you are still my favourite user... just couldn't tag :smonk:
just get a cream from the pharmacy bro and sit on a bowl with hot water (like you do when u exfoliate your skin). it helps xd
 
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just get a cream from the pharmacy bro and sit on a bowl with hot water (like you do when u exfoliate your skin). it helps xd
Grassy ass!
 
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