I have incel luck

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It all started before I was born. My mother developed gestational diabetes when she was pregnant with me. That was just a foreshadowing of things to come. Doctors didn't know how or why she developed it. This led to me growing in the womb too fast. The doctors were afraid I would get too large so they induced my mom's labor. The delivery was long and hard.

Then, a week after I was born, I ended up in the neo natal ICU because I got a really bad fever. I was there for a week. The doctors think I caught some type of virus, but they don't know what it was.

As you can see, the pattern of incel luck for me literally started in the womb.

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How many months pregnant was your mom when you were conceived?

 

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How many months pregnant was your mom when you were conceived?

She said 9 months, but I hadn't come out by the due date and the doctors didn't want to take any chances of me getting any bigger. My incel luck started before I was born

 

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I have actual good luck tho even my step mother said she doesn’t understand how things in my life work out all the time like they do