I have mastered the art of flirting

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It's second nature to me at this point. I will get inside your head and confuse you. When you get home you'll lay in bed while kicking your feet in the air, butterflies in your stomach and think to yourself "am I really feeling this right now?"
 
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What is your pick up line
 
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But do you say? Comment on?
Like one time I was in line waiting to order lunch and this cute girl in front of me smiled at me so after I got my food I went and sat next to her and asked her if the food was good and we ended up talking everyday after that. I asked her if she wanted to get lunch one day so we went on a little lunch date
 
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Like one time I was in line waiting to order lunch and this cute girl in front of me smiled at me so after I got my food I went and sat next to her and asked her if the food was good and we ended up talking everyday after that. I asked her if she wanted to get lunch one day so we went on a little lunch date
Suppose it goes like this

“Is it good?”

“Yeah I like it.”

Wtf do you say next?
 
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Like one time I was in line waiting to order lunch and this cute girl in front of me smiled at me so after I got my food I went and sat next to her and asked her if the food was good and we ended up talking everyday after that. I asked her if she wanted to get lunch one day so we went on a little lunch date
Nt mogs me into oblivion, when I approached foids I never got this result. How did you seat around her.
 
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Suppose it goes like this

“Is it good?”

“Yeah I like it.”

Wtf do you say next?
I doubt it would go like that. Especially if the girl just smiled at you. Most people will say more than that unless they really don't want to talk to you. But I'll entertain you. I would say, "Yah, it looks good, I might have to try it next time."

After that you can gauge her next response and if she's engaging then transition to another topic that's relevant to whatever setting you're in. If you're at school ask "what are you studying?" or "What's your major?".

I know it's hard when you're not NT, because I went through the awkward phase too but I pushed through it and it got easier
 
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Nt mogs me into oblivion, when I approached foids I never got this result. How did you seat around her.
I'm a literal schizo that had to train myself to look people in the eyes. I still find it uncomfortable but I pushed through the discomfort

I just walked up and sat next to her at the counter lol

I used to be afraid of looking stupid but I eventually got so desperate that I didn't care anymore. I have nothing to lose, I'm not going to die because some girl thinks I'm creepy for talking to her. Her thoughts are intangible, they can't touch me
 
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I'm a literal schizo that had to train myself to look people in the eyes. I still find it uncomfortable but I pushed through the discomfort

I just walked up and sat next to her at the counter lol

I used to be afraid of looking stupid but I eventually got so desperate that I didn't care anymore. I have nothing to lose, I'm not going to die because some girl thinks I'm creepy for talking to her. Her thoughts are intangible, they can't touch me
Is not her thoughts but her body language, it's clear when a foid doesn't like you.
 
Is not her thoughts but her body language, it's clear when a foid doesn't like you.
Doesn't matter bro, I can't even read body language so I don't care. I just talk to the girl and ask for her number. That's it. If she gives it to me I text her and if she texts me back I keep talking and then ask her out and if she makes up too many excuses or or rejects me then I move on
 

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