RODEBLUR
Most oppressed user on org Threadmaking REINSTATED
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REAL TALK:
HAIR IS SUCH AN ANNOYING BURDEN.
GETS IN MY FUCKING EYES WHEN I'M TRYING TO SWIM.
HAVE TO COMB IT AND WHAT NOT.
HAVE TO GET IT CUT EVERY NOW AND THEN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WAY I WANT IT.
MAKES WEARING HATS OR HOODIES IMPOSSIBLE, AND WHEN I DO IT ANYWAY IT TURNS TO SHIT.
IT EVEN FUCKING CHANGES COLOUR OVER THE SUMMER.
HERE'S THE PIECE OF SHIT IN IT'S LAST MOMENTS:
(sorry about the quality, took the pic with my mom's phone since mine was fucked atm)
WELL GUESS WHAT. GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE. YOU ALWAYS GET IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING FOREHEAD AND EYES. I CAN'T FUCKING SEE. TIME FOR YOU TO MEET THE BIN.
TIME FOR ME TO EMBRACE THE BALD LIFE... AND HERE IT IS.
AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. HAIR NO MORE. ANNOYANCES NO MORE. MY HEAD FEELING WARM AS SHIT OUTSIDE NO MORE. FINALLY, I AM FREE.
BOYS, IT'S TIME TO EMBRACE FREEDOM. NO MORE HAIR. IT'S A RIDICULOUS LUMP OF STRANDS THAT HAS NO BUSINESS ON MY HEAD.
@SubhumanCurrycel
HAIR IS SUCH AN ANNOYING BURDEN.
GETS IN MY FUCKING EYES WHEN I'M TRYING TO SWIM.
HAVE TO COMB IT AND WHAT NOT.
HAVE TO GET IT CUT EVERY NOW AND THEN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WAY I WANT IT.
MAKES WEARING HATS OR HOODIES IMPOSSIBLE, AND WHEN I DO IT ANYWAY IT TURNS TO SHIT.
IT EVEN FUCKING CHANGES COLOUR OVER THE SUMMER.
HERE'S THE PIECE OF SHIT IN IT'S LAST MOMENTS:
(sorry about the quality, took the pic with my mom's phone since mine was fucked atm)
WELL GUESS WHAT. GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE. YOU ALWAYS GET IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING FOREHEAD AND EYES. I CAN'T FUCKING SEE. TIME FOR YOU TO MEET THE BIN.
TIME FOR ME TO EMBRACE THE BALD LIFE... AND HERE IT IS.
AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. HAIR NO MORE. ANNOYANCES NO MORE. MY HEAD FEELING WARM AS SHIT OUTSIDE NO MORE. FINALLY, I AM FREE.
BOYS, IT'S TIME TO EMBRACE FREEDOM. NO MORE HAIR. IT'S A RIDICULOUS LUMP OF STRANDS THAT HAS NO BUSINESS ON MY HEAD.
@SubhumanCurrycel