I have the brain of a 4 year old

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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I never outgrew my adolescence. When I take a shit I bring a toy to the toilet with me to play with. I love Mac and cheese and cartoons. I don’t know how to drive or do adult stuff.

I’m basically a baby still
 
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This you?
Unimpressed Baby GIF
 
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ME TO NIGGER WHY THO???:ogre::ogre::ogre:
 
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This you?
Unimpressed Baby GIF
Yup right before I took a kitchen knife and cut the other babies carotid artery open and smiled as blood sprayed over my face :)
 
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When a girl fucks me shes fucking a toddler
 
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Yup right before I took a kitchen knife and cut the other babies carotid artery open and smiled as blood sprayed over my face :)
why are you like this man
 
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why are you like this man
Nah I’m normal buddy :) I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey :)
 
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Nah I’m normal buddy :) I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey :)
Nuclear family type shit innit
 
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Nah I’m normal buddy :) I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey :)
That’s not normal
 
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