I have the brain of a 4 year old

[Vermilioncore]

I never outgrew my adolescence. When I take a shit I bring a toy to the toilet with me to play with. I love Mac and cheese and cartoons. I don’t know how to drive or do adult stuff.

I’m basically a baby still

 

[LancasteR]

This you?

 

[AustinCutler]

ME TO NIGGER WHY THO???

 

[Vermilioncore]

This you?

Yup right before I took a kitchen knife and cut the other babies carotid artery open and smiled as blood sprayed over my face

 

[Vermilioncore]

When a girl fucks me shes fucking a toddler

 

[LancasteR]

Yup right before I took a kitchen knife and cut the other babies carotid artery open and smiled as blood sprayed over my face

why are you like this man

 

[Vermilioncore]

why are you like this man

Nah I’m normal buddy I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey

 

[LancasteR]

Nah I’m normal buddy I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey

Nuclear family type shit innit

 

[Deleted member 68502]

Nah I’m normal buddy I come home and say “honey I’m home!” And my kids run up to me and I say “hey knucklehead” and pick one up and carry them under my arm as I enter the kitchen and kiss the wifey

That’s not normal

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK🗿]

When a girl fucks me shes fucking a toddler

No girl fucks a toddler or u