I have the most subhuman base on the forum

Sicilian Cyclops

Sicilian Cyclops

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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
 
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Identical to me tbh same height and everything and with the massive dick, except I use it even tho I’m ltn-low mtn. Nt maxing is op
 
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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
Whip ur cock out infront of mega sluts and u will get laid

Or apply for bang bros cus they hire anyone with a big dick
 
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no pic no care
 
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Maybe youre overreacting, post a pic
 
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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
tell me ur esr
 
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No way youre that cooked, I don't believe it.

also fuck women jfl, sexual selection is a joke. the same traits that turn men into incels can pass for women and they get to "reproduce" for better or worse, creating incel sons.
 
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Over im s philtrum cel too and i can tell you that is the most brutal and underrated pill ever. You cant get away with it. it gives you monkey face that fucks up all ur harmony
 
Over im s philtrum cel too and i can tell you that is the most brutal and underrated pill ever. You cant get away with it. it gives you monkey face that fucks up all ur harmony
eh overly long nose is worse. much harder to fix compared to philtrum.
 
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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
Start boxing Bro
 
High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
I also have a bad base!
 
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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
Bro just post a pic, wanting us to draw out how ugly he is 😭
 
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ipd is 57mm
i dont know my bizygo
damn that's crazy low. sorry bro. i hope you got a compact midface to compensate it
 
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ain't no way in hell i'm posting my ugly mug on here. fuck that :lul:
You can actually fix yourself if you do, instead of larping about how ugly you are, if its that bad just ask for hardmaxxing advice
 
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You can actually fix yourself if you do, instead of larping about how ugly you are, if its that bad just ask for hardmaxxing advice
i already know everything i need to fix myself, it's just a matter of money, risk taking, and not getting botched that's holding me back.
 
i already know everything i need to fix myself, it's just a matter of money, risk taking, and not getting botched that's holding me back.
Better than crying over your looks, at least get someone to tell you the surgery cause you might be insecure about a small feature
 
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Are your orbitals compact, average, downgrown?
definitely not compact
probably average but theyre under developed

it also doesnt help that i have bulging eyes
 
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