I have the most subhuman base on the forum

Sicilian Cyclops

Sicilian Cyclops

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High cranial vault and overly rounded forehead (Think Jesse Pinkman)
Fucked up wide hairline with strong widows peak and shit temples (Not even balding yet)
Brachycephalic Slavic skull 1:0.85 (Thanks mom)
Slight plagiocephaly
Close Set Eyes; slightly long midface
NCT; highset medial canthus
Bad Hooding
Bad undereyes, Negative Orbital Vector, bad infras, thin skin causing dark circles
Lowset, non-prominent cheekbones
Crooked bent bulbous nose
Sunken lower nasal base, whole maxxilla is recessed due to mouthbreathing
Really thick lips combined with Narrow mouth + downturned corners (Pouty feminist mouth)
16mm philtrum; looks long for big lips
Both Dental arches narrow; crooked gnarled teeth (jaw surgeron taking his sweet ass time)
Recessed jaw and rounded, inward gonians, mild downgrowth
Narrow round uneven chin
Fucked up uneven facial fat distribution
Pale, ruddy complexion, easily sunburned
Mild Rib flare
Shit chest insertions, big gap
5'10"
6.25 wrists combined with 6'3" inch wingspan (i look like a slenderman)
Small hands
Jews stole my foreskin

And comically, the only positive trait I have is a big dick, which i can't even fucking use due to how ugly I am :lul:. I think I heavily sinned in my previous life and God punished me severely by bestowing me this body. I also calculated the amount I'd need to fix all of this (some of these are TRUELY unfixable like brachy skull), and it came out to be around 350k-400k$ :lul: (not counting travel fees). Also, not to mention that all the anasthesia I'd need would also make me fucking braindead after 15+ operations :lul:

What is infuriating is 80% of these failos are because of my fucking subhuman 4'11" Russian mother. If my dad choosed legit anyone else I wouldn't have half of these and i'd be atleast 6'1". FUCK :feelswhy:
 
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Identical to me tbh same height and everything and with the massive dick, except I use it even tho I’m ltn-low mtn. Nt maxing is op
 

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