I have the *perfect plan to reject a landwhale :)

[supergoat972]

There is a morbidly obese landwhale who keeps eyeing me at work.

She eats lunch at 12:00 everyday at our offices lunch room.

I will sit quietly and eat my lunch. I know that she will hit on me and try to talk to me. When she talks to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" and bam, she gets rejected

 

[MangoLover]

There is a morbidly obese landwhale who keeps eyeing me at work.

She eats lunch at 12:00 everyday at our offices lunch room.

I will sit quietly and eat my lunch. I know that she will hit on me and try to talk to me. When she talks to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" and bam, she gets rejected

Is she a good person tho?

 

[Gomez]

There is a morbidly obese landwhale who keeps eyeing me at work.

She eats lunch at 12:00 everyday at our offices lunch room.

I will sit quietly and eat my lunch. I know that she will hit on me and try to talk to me. When she talks to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" and bam, she gets rejected

too gently
figure out more harsh way to reject her​

 

[easternpill]

There is a morbidly obese landwhale who keeps eyeing me at work.

She eats lunch at 12:00 everyday at our offices lunch room.

I will sit quietly and eat my lunch. I know that she will hit on me and try to talk to me. When she talks to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" and bam, she gets rejected

Bro just say no. I remember I was at a party drunk ash a land whale tried to hold my hand, I didn’t even look first cuz I was talking to someone. But then I turn around and literally scream like Shrek, rip my hand out and run.

 

[supergoat972]

Is she a good person tho?

Landwhales cant be good people

 

[Deleted member 291098]

Faggot

 

[supergoat972]

Faggot

Why?

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

There is a morbidly obese landwhale who keeps eyeing me at work.

She eats lunch at 12:00 everyday at our offices lunch room.

I will sit quietly and eat my lunch. I know that she will hit on me and try to talk to me. When she talks to me, I will bring up my "girlfriend" and bam, she gets rejected

gay thread ngl

 

[supergoat972]

gay thread ngl

Fat women are repulsive.

Are you some nigger who loves landwhales?