TwixCell
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Hello, (thank you for your time, my english isn't very good)
I have the weirdest problem ever and no one believes me.
My neighbour started to scream "That neighbour is so horny" out of nowhere 9 months ago. He repeated the phrase every 20 seconds for 3 weeks. THE WHOLE DAY. Everytime he finished the sentence he was laughing his ass off. Like really hardcore laughing. His wife started to scream "Ugh" after every sentence. It sounded like she was really pissed off.
At first I thought they wanted to make me mad because I was playing the whole day league of legends. I was hammering the whole day on my keyboard. They could definitely hear my keyboard.
Then I somehow realized that the problem is my dick. I dont know why but my dick makes every 20 seconds an almost inaudible click/squeeze sound. You could compare the sound to mixing potato salad or washing your hands with a lot of soap. The sound is really quiet but somehow really high frequency that my neighbours can hear it.
My real life friend confirmed that he heard the clicking/squeezing sound too.
My neighbour is a little bit handicapped and he repeated the phrase for six months. THE WHOLE DAY!!! They dont go to work they are just at home. I had trouble to fall asleep and I couldn't concentrate for the whole day because all I was hearing was his fucking voice. It was the worst time of my life. I was raging the whole time.
I moved out to my dad 3 months ago because of that.
The problem is that because of the war between russia and ukraine my dads wife from ukraine had to flee the country and she is gonna arrive tomorrow and I have to move back to my mom.
And my neighbour is gonna scream "That neighbour is so horny." again because my dick still makes those "squeeze" sounds.
I have tried everything to make those sounds disappear but nothing has worked.
I'm so fucking done that I have to go back. What would you in my situation?
I have the weirdest problem ever and no one believes me.
My neighbour started to scream "That neighbour is so horny" out of nowhere 9 months ago. He repeated the phrase every 20 seconds for 3 weeks. THE WHOLE DAY. Everytime he finished the sentence he was laughing his ass off. Like really hardcore laughing. His wife started to scream "Ugh" after every sentence. It sounded like she was really pissed off.
At first I thought they wanted to make me mad because I was playing the whole day league of legends. I was hammering the whole day on my keyboard. They could definitely hear my keyboard.
Then I somehow realized that the problem is my dick. I dont know why but my dick makes every 20 seconds an almost inaudible click/squeeze sound. You could compare the sound to mixing potato salad or washing your hands with a lot of soap. The sound is really quiet but somehow really high frequency that my neighbours can hear it.
My real life friend confirmed that he heard the clicking/squeezing sound too.
My neighbour is a little bit handicapped and he repeated the phrase for six months. THE WHOLE DAY!!! They dont go to work they are just at home. I had trouble to fall asleep and I couldn't concentrate for the whole day because all I was hearing was his fucking voice. It was the worst time of my life. I was raging the whole time.
I moved out to my dad 3 months ago because of that.
The problem is that because of the war between russia and ukraine my dads wife from ukraine had to flee the country and she is gonna arrive tomorrow and I have to move back to my mom.
And my neighbour is gonna scream "That neighbour is so horny." again because my dick still makes those "squeeze" sounds.
I have tried everything to make those sounds disappear but nothing has worked.
I'm so fucking done that I have to go back. What would you in my situation?