I have the worst luck , top 1% percentile dick as an incel

[turkcelfatcel]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

 

[idnap]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% insertions

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

Just ascend man

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Just ascend man

Im trying bro , i hope i can

I wouldnt be incel with a good nose tbh i need rhino and ill be LHTN

 

[heightmax]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% insertions

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

“i just know he lying man” ~ NLE Choppa

 

[turkcelfatcel]

“i just know he lying man” ~ NLE Choppa

Fine , dms for proof

 

[Vermilioncore]

Can’t relate. I got bad luck in every part of life. Dick included.

 

[jester patell]

Bottom 1% Dih

 

[heightmax]

Fine , dms for proof

OP was being fr

 

[Greyyz]

Just become a corn actor , you would become popular crack and get money at the cost of your soul tho

 

[jester]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

all you need is 1 semi popular girl to fuck you and tell her friends and you’ll be the town’s sex toy, you gotta fuck her good tho

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

It's over you gotta become one of those big dihh femboys I see on twitter

 

[Bobbyrino]

I have top 1% height and top 1% face and top 1% dick trust me

All jokes aside you definitely don't have an incel face your definitely above average for 15