I have the worst luck , top 1% percentile dick as an incel

[turkcelfatcel]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

 

[Deleted member 154351]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% insertions

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

Just ascend man

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Just ascend man

Im trying bro , i hope i can

I wouldnt be incel with a good nose tbh i need rhino and ill be LHTN

 

[heightmax]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% insertions

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

“i just know he lying man” ~ NLE Choppa

 

[turkcelfatcel]

“i just know he lying man” ~ NLE Choppa

Fine , dms for proof

 

[Vermilioncore]

Can’t relate. I got bad luck in every part of life. Dick included.

 

[jester patell]

Bottom 1% Dih

 

[heightmax]

Fine , dms for proof

OP was being fr

 

[Greyyz]

Just become a corn actor , you would become popular crack and get money at the cost of your soul tho

 

[jester]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

all you need is 1 semi popular girl to fuck you and tell her friends and you’ll be the town’s sex toy, you gotta fuck her good tho

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

It's over you gotta become one of those big dihh femboys I see on twitter

 

[Deleted member 192735]

I have top 1% height and top 1% face and top 1% dick trust me

All jokes aside you definitely don't have an incel face your definitely above average for 15

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Same bro. (22cm
I mean I’m definitely not an incel, I get girls but like…I always wonder, if there was a sign above everyones head that displayed dick sizes, or if somehow every girl knew how big I actually was, would i get more girls.

 

[arkansascel]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

i have top 1% hands, FUCKING HANDS literally anything else would have been better

 

[spongebobsex]

I could have gotten top 1% face
Top 1% height
Top 1% lower third
Top 1% eyes
Top 1% frame
Fuck it , even top 1% abs insertions or smth

But instead i top 1% dick with an incel face so my biggest halo is practically useless

Gymmaxx and crash Halloween parties as ghostface Deadpool for the comic foids

 

[Deleted member 295359]

Can’t relate. I got bad luck in every part of life. Dick included.

Same

 

[asdvek]

Can’t relate. I got bad luck in every part of life. Dick included.

Is 3 inches erect good

 

[YouDoYou]

PMed won't post.

Not proven to be more than 5", OP

 

[mltn2mtn]

PMed won't post.

Not proven to be more than 5", OP

"8x6.5" we all know ur lying bro u do not have the ideal penis size.

 

[YouDoYou]

I posted like 4 times on the forum, but want me to

"8x6.5" we all know ur lying bro u do not have the ideal penis size.

pm you?

 

[car12345]

It's over you gotta become one of those big dihh femboys I see on twitter

i dont have twitter but ik what ur talkin bout

 

[mltn2mtn]

I posted like 4 times on the forum, but want me to

pm you?

Nah I don’t wanna see

 

[Deleted member 104089]

Yeah i Would def rather have it had gone to a 1% facial feature too.

 

[africel]

just go on omegle ig

 

[car12345]

pm you?

put a ruler there aswell as a paper with ur org username nigga i dont believe u either

 

[YouDoYou]

put a ruler there aswell as a paper with ur org username nigga i dont believe u either

Proven 99%