i have theories about Nocturnal kent..

[Deleted member 160474]

what if santa claus is actually Nocturnal Kent because he eats millions of cookies and milk from children all around the world to spike his IGF-1. i tried contacting a university but they ignored me

 

[virginity4life]

what if santa claus is actually Nocturnal Kent because he eats millions of cookies and milk from children all around the world to spike his IGF-1. i tried contacting a university but they ignored me

exactly the cookies are optimal because sugar and raw milk=bone growth

 

[nsk4ll]

go take ur meds nikka

what if santa claus is actually Nocturnal Kent because he eats millions of cookies and milk from children all around the world to spike his IGF-1. i tried contacting a university but they ignored me