I have to walk 16km in order to get to the gym

[LastGerman]

@austrianvirgin
While you had to walk 5km in order to grab some cigarettes, I will have to walk 8km every day now in order to get to the gym. So, in total I have to walk 16 km every day in order to get to the gym and back. All that because I am too retarded to drive... but I will turn this unbearable and humiliating situation into my advanatage. What if I do this every day from now on?
Walking over 16km and hitting the gym for 2 hours. Nobody is doing that. I will reach a new level. I will go even further... I am also on no fap once again. I will never fap and use my manly liquid in order to reach a new plane of existence. I will become an immortal being unable to drive though and therefore have to cope with ridiculous challenges which I will apply upon myself in order to strengthen my body reaching a whole new level.

- I will walk over 16km every day
- I will hit the gym for 2 hours every day
- I will consume creatine monohydrate every day
- I will consume whey protein every day
- I will consume any other supplement as well like Arginine, ZMA, ashwagandha, multivitamin, vitamin D3 10.000 iu + K2 every day
- I will eat a lot and good, a lot of meat every day

 

[Deleted member 6475]

The difference is i can drive tbh.
I have my license soon. I also think you could get yours you probably just need an LSD trip or something.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

16 fucking kilometers ?!?

 

[Deleted member 5522]

This is very brutal. You must live inside the gym and not leave by sleeping in the toilets so you can hit the gym brutally each day.

 

[Deleted member 5522]

The difference is i can drive

brag

 

[Baldingman1998]

16 fucking kilometers ?!?

Good cardio

 

[Deleted member 6475]

brag

cope

he said it like i cant drive aswell i just wanted to make it clear

And i had to walk 10km

 

[LastGerman]

The difference is i can drive tbh.
I have my license soon. I also think you could get yours you probably just need an LSD trip or something.

You can drive... That is good. Men need to drive.

16 fucking kilometers ?!?

Indeed.

This is very brutal. You must live inside the gym and not leave by sleeping in the toilets so you can hit the gym brutally each day.

I actually thought about it before. I also thought about doing some "prank stuff" here in Germany. I will lift the prank community to a whole new level. I also thought about going to haunted places, perhaps with a speedrun set-up and then I will start to speedrun Super Mario 64 in haunted places breaking all world records in every category because people are too stupid to do cannonless.
I also thought about living in the gym for 1 whole week and make a video about it. This video might even be capable of killing people. Only men are strong enough to watch it.
@austrianvirgin @BrendioEEE @personalityinkwell

 

[LastGerman]

cope

he said it like i cant drive aswell i just wanted to make it clear

Understandable. Nobody wants to be associated with a man who is incapable of driving.

 

[StressShady]

I am too retarded to drive...

Take the driver's license pill

 

[Deleted member 6873]

ngl when lockdown ends im finna get my license

 

[LastGerman]

Take the driver's license pill

I took it and I almost died.

ngl when lockdown ends im finna get my license

All men need to drive.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I took it and I almost died.



All men need to drive.

i live in a small ass country like the Netherlands i can get around with public transport jfl. however its easy tho just getting some electric car that'll drive my lazy ass around

 

[Deleted member 4612]

I actually thought about it before. I also thought about doing some "prank stuff" here in Germany. I will lift the prank community to a whole new level. I also thought about going to haunted places, perhaps with a speedrun set-up and then I will start to speedrun Super Mario 64 in haunted places breaking all world records in every category because people are too stupid to do cannonless.
I also thought about living in the gym for 1 whole week and make a video about it. This video might even be capable of killing people. Only men are strong enough to watch it.
@austrianvirgin @BrendioEEE @personalityinkwell

living in the gym for a week, are they open 24/7?

 

[LastGerman]

i live in a small ass country like the Netherlands i can get around with public transport jfl. however its easy tho just getting some electric car that'll drive my lazy ass around

(((Eletric cars))) is one part of the agenda in order to take away the cars from men. Men need to drive for themselves. This is what driving a car is all about.
Driving > everything else

 

[LastGerman]

living in the gym for a week, are they open 24/7?

Yes, they are open 24/7, actually. So, I could just live there for 1 whole week, recording it and make a video off of it.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Yes, they are open 24/7, actually. So, I could just live there for 1 whole week, recording it and make a video off of it.

interesting

 

[Deleted member 8902]

Nice warmup

 

[BrendioEEE]

You can drive... That is good. Men need to drive.



Indeed.



I actually thought about it before. I also thought about doing some "prank stuff" here in Germany. I will lift the prank community to a whole new level. I also thought about going to haunted places, perhaps with a speedrun set-up and then I will start to speedrun Super Mario 64 in haunted places breaking all world records in every category because people are too stupid to do cannonless.
I also thought about living in the gym for 1 whole week and make a video about it. This video might even be capable of killing people. Only men are strong enough to watch it.
@austrianvirgin @BrendioEEE @personalityinkwell

It's over

 

[Deleted member 3328]

You can't take a bus?

I can drive but still take a bus sometimes.

 

[LastGerman]

It's over

It is over indeed.

You can't take a bus?

I can drive but still take a bus sometimes.

Driving is mandatory as a man.

 

[Deleted member 5522]

You can't take a bus?

I can drive but still take a bus sometimes.

 

[Deleted member 1507]

Just learn how to drive jfl, unless you have an actual disability you have no excuse

 

[LastGerman]

Just learn how to drive jfl, unless you have an actual disability you have no excuse

Like I already explained in previous threads, I am literally too fucking retarded to drive, otherwise I would drive.
I hate it when people give me the line "just learn how to drive" because it does not make much sense if you think about it. We could just change some words here in order to make another sentence with similar meaning: "Just get a girlfriend".

In the end you cannot learn how to drive. It is like with everything else at life, it just comes naturally. This is what people also tell me when it comes to driving, it just comes naturally and that is it. I tried it and I failed. I was even so bad, the teacher told me to do driving simulation first where I also did not make any progress whatsoever, despite the fact I had 10 lessons of it.

 

[Hozay]

Like I already explained in previous threads, I am literally too fucking retarded to drive, otherwise I would drive.
I hate it when people give me the line "just learn how to drive" because it does not make much sense if you think about it. We could just change some words here in order to make another sentence with similar meaning: "Just get a girlfriend".

In the end you cannot learn how to drive. It is like with everything else at life, it just comes naturally. This is what people also tell me when it comes to driving, it just comes naturally and that is it. I tried it and I failed. I was even so bad, the teacher told me to do driving simulation first where I also did not make any progress whatsoever, despite the fact I had 10 lessons of it.

I started learning recently, seems pretty easy once you get the hang of it, what is so hard for you to understand

 

[Pietrosiek]

i had some problems with driving licence too, but about that walking. I see that you are special forces maxing, walking for long distances is the way that special forces run their selections.

 

[Deleted member 8853]

@LastGerman you'll become the new gigachad who's even capable of flying and wouldn't need to drive

 

[BrendioEEE]

At least you're getting that cardio bro. Cardiomaxxed = longer life.

 

[LastGerman]

I started learning recently, seems pretty easy once you get the hang of it, what is so hard for you to understand

The whole concept of it. Of course you cannot understand it because you are capable of doing it. Take maths as an for it example. There are people out there learning for maths but despite the fact they put a lot of effort into it, they still get bad grades. Now apply this to driving. It is pretty much the same with everything else at life and it is like you said, "it is easy once you get the hang of it" or in other words "it just comes naturally".

 

[Deleted member 6695]

Homegym maxx On a budget
@Copemaxxing can help you he has a sick homegym
Or check put subreddits for homegym

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

just work out at home

 

[sav]

I’d give up my license and car for free if it meant i could walk normal and lift again, I used to walk 10 km just for the fun of it

 

[LastGerman]

i had some problems with driving licence too, but about that walking. I see that you are special forces maxing, walking for long distances is the way that special forces run their selections.

I am forced to do it, therefore I make a challenge out of it in order to do some advanced training to go even further beyond. I mean, literally nobody is doing this, so might as well just try it in order to break my limits. I have nothing better to do anyways. @rightfulcel

 

[LastGerman]

I’d give up my license and car for free if it meant i could walk normal and lift again, I used to walk 10 km just for the fun of it

Brag.

 

[LastGerman]

@LastGerman you'll become the new gigachad who's even capable of flying and wouldn't need to drive

I will cry while flying because I cannot drive.

 

[Hozay]

At least you're getting that cardio bro. Cardiomaxxed = longer life.

go hang yourself on stream over an egirl

 

[Hozay]

The whole concept of it. Of course you cannot understand it because you are capable of doing it. Take maths as an for it example. There are people out there learning for maths but despite the fact they put a lot of effort into it, they still get bad grades. Now apply this to driving. It is pretty much the same with everything else at life and it is like you said, "it is easy once you get the hang of it" or in other words "it just comes naturally".

be more specific please

 

[LastGerman]

At least you're getting that cardio bro. Cardiomaxxed = longer life.

Low-key... I actually want to die though. But whatever, I might as well just walk 16km every day and perhaps I might die because of this and if not, I might become a superior creature.

 

[LastGerman]

be more specific please

I actually explained it in previous threads. I am just too lazy to write it again. Man... I am really fucking retarded. I should have saved the comment as a copy&paste. I will search for it.

 

[LastGerman]

@Hozay

- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians
- I am also struggling to keep track of my general surroundings
- I am also struggling to keep an eye on pedestrians
- I am struggling to keep track on my speed and everything what is inside the car
- I am struggling to keep an eye to the mirror inside and to the side mirror
- I am struggling to understand the road itself and where it leads to and where I have to turn or not
- I am struggling to indicate my directions
- I also cannot drive properly
- I am also leaning to much of the ride side of the road despite the fact I am trying not to
- I am also trying to think what to do, while simultaneously, I cannot even grasp a proper train of thought
- I am also extremely nervous while driving and if I am being honest here, I am actually afraid of it. I sometimes even have to tear up because of it. It is basically that bad

Or in other words, the whole concept of it. There has to be something wrong with me, there is something wrong with my brain or at least I hope so.

 

[Danish_Retard]

Brother, you can buy a cheap bike for 50€. It will turn 8 km into a 20 min bike ride.

 

[Hozay]

@Hozay

- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians
- I am also struggling to keep track of my general surroundings
- I am also struggling to keep an eye on pedestrians
- I am struggling to keep track on my speed and everything what is inside the car
- I am struggling to keep an eye to the mirror inside and to the side mirror
- I am struggling to understand the road itself and where it leads to and where I have to turn or not
- I am struggling to indicate my directions
- I also cannot drive properly
- I am also leaning to much of the ride side of the road despite the fact I am trying not to
- I am also trying to think what to do, while simultaneously, I cannot even grasp a proper train of thought
- I am also extremely nervous while driving and if I am being honest here, I am actually afraid of it. I sometimes even have to tear up because of it. It is basically that bad

Or in other words, the whole concept of it. There has to be something wrong with me, there is something wrong with my brain or at least I hope so.

You need medication brother, your anxiety is holding you back so hard its not even funny

 

[LastGerman]

Brother, you can buy a cheap bike for 50€. It will turn 8 km into a 20 min bike ride.

I will never ride a (((bicycles))). I am also too much afraid of the road. It is over.

You need medication brother, your anxiety is holding you back so hard its not even funny

I actually thought about it before, to take some Adderall or perhaps some drugs.

 

[Hozay]

@Hozay

- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to the road
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to other vehicles
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to traffic signs
- I am struggling to adjust the speed in regards to nearby pedestrians
- I am also struggling to keep track of my general surroundings
- I am also struggling to keep an eye on pedestrians
- I am struggling to keep track on my speed and everything what is inside the car
- I am struggling to keep an eye to the mirror inside and to the side mirror
- I am struggling to understand the road itself and where it leads to and where I have to turn or not
- I am struggling to indicate my directions
- I also cannot drive properly
- I am also leaning to much of the ride side of the road despite the fact I am trying not to
- I am also trying to think what to do, while simultaneously, I cannot even grasp a proper train of thought
- I am also extremely nervous while driving and if I am being honest here, I am actually afraid of it. I sometimes even have to tear up because of it. It is basically that bad

Or in other words, the whole concept of it. There has to be something wrong with me, there is something wrong with my brain or at least I hope so.

You're overthinking it really hard, its all in your head, you need to take medication for sure

 

[Pietrosiek]

I’d give up my license and car for free if it meant i could walk normal and lift again, I used to walk 10 km just for the fun of it

why cant you walk?

 

[LastGerman]

You're overthinking it really hard, its all in your head, you need to take medication for sure

I heard that line before. Like I said, it is not like I never tried it. In fact, I even failed at driving simulation despite the fact I had 10 lessons of it. Although, some medication might help but that would confirm my point, that there is indeed something wrong with my brain and how it works.

 

[Deleted member 1507]

Like I already explained in previous threads, I am literally too fucking retarded to drive, otherwise I would drive.
I hate it when people give me the line "just learn how to drive" because it does not make much sense if you think about it. We could just change some words here in order to make another sentence with similar meaning: "Just get a girlfriend".

In the end you cannot learn how to drive. It is like with everything else at life, it just comes naturally. This is what people also tell me when it comes to driving, it just comes naturally and that is it. I tried it and I failed. I was even so bad, the teacher told me to do driving simulation first where I also did not make any progress whatsoever, despite the fact I had 10 lessons of it.

You can swim or ride a bicycle right?
It didn't come "naturally", you had to learn it and everybody who's not retarded manages to do it.

 

[LastGerman]

You can swim or ride a bicycle right?

Fun fact, I actually cannot swim and back at elementary school, I also failed the bicycle test but only due to the fact I used one hand and I was just messing around.

It didn't come "naturally", you had to learn it and everybody who's not retarded manages to do it.

Like I said, I tried it before and I even failed at driving simulation. In the end it just comes naturally, same with everything else at life. You are either in the "flow of life" or not. I am really not neurotypical, so, for me, it is even extra hard.

 

[sav]

why cant you walk?

Smashed my knee and fell on back last year

 

[LastGerman]

Smashed my knee and fell on back last year

I wish this would happen to me if this would give the ability to drive.