I have to write a 1,500 word essay in the 40 minutes

[celcel]

Obviously I won't get it done on time because i'm an aspie no attention span subhuman piece of dogshit. I don't really care tho. It's a garbage class that has nothing to do with my major and i'm pretty sure i've already done enough to pass it. I'll probably just make up some bullshit that my wifi wasn't working or I won't do shit at all because fuck life tbh. ​

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Semen retention

 

[hebbewem]

Or just try doing it

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Or just try doing it

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[celcel]

Or just try doing it

Yeah I will but I won't get it done before the deadline. I'll have it for today though.

 

[celcel]

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fuck bro you just made me horny. I might have to fap first now so it'll take me even longer to finish my essay.

 

[IncelsBraincels]

You can try copying from a book online and paraphrasing it with grammarly.

 

[celcel]

You can try copying from a book online and paraphrasing it with grammarly.

hmm, maybe. Don't jews have pretty sophisticated plagarism-detecting software now though

 

[IncelsBraincels]

hmm, maybe. Don't jews have pretty sophisticated plagarism-detecting software now though

Depends on your university or college. I used to copy essays made in a foreign language like French or German, then translate it using google then paraphrase with grammarly just to be sure