I haven't used toilet paper in over a year

[Deleted member 11748]

I installed a bidet hose to my toilet, it's one of the best investments I've ever made. Jfl at using jew paper to wipe your hairy butt hole. My ass is washed in two seconds if you dont bidet max your a faget who likes sticking his fingers up his stinky ass so mr goldstein can buy a new speed boat this summer.

 

[DesperadoRatado]

the pressure of the bidet has to be quite strong to wash your ass

i doubt ur ass is clean, infact u were smothering around in ur shit as you wrote this. U need a pressure washer to clean that ass

 

[sKdLeL]

im using your mom's tongue to clean my dick cheese as we speak

 

[Deleted member 11748]

the pressure of the bidet has to be quite strong to wash your ass

i doubt ur ass is clean, infact u were smothering around in ur shit as you wrote this. U need a pressure washer to clean that ass

Fuck off u dummy the pressure is quite strong if you stream in the right spot my ass is basically spotless but of course I dry up with jew paper I even put lotion on the paper so it doesnt dry me out my ass is ten times cleaner then yours I guarantee it. Infact there was a study done and concluded americans have the dirtiest anuses in the world because were the only industrialized country that doesnt use bidets I'll be living in your head rent free while you wipe your ass today jfl having to stick your hand up your ass for 5 minutes while my ass shimmers with joy in 2 seconds

 

[Deleted member 6380]

I prefer toilet paper + bidet like normal humans.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Chad move, I use rotis to wipe my ass.

 

[thecel]

Infact there was a study done and concluded americans have the dirtiest anuses in the world because were the only industrialized country that doesnt use bidets

Link to the study? And don’t Australia and the UK not use bidets either?