I heightblocked some guy from my class last year

[Gengar]

So I was in the canteen with a few classmates, a few guys and chicks from my class.

Then one guy who’s 5’9” asks me what my height is after a chick from my class and he were talking about my height, so I say “5’10”” (I’m actually around 5’11”).

He comes up to me and says “no way, that can’t be true. I’m 5’11” so you’re easily 6’0”+”

Basically by saying I’m shorter than I am, I also reveal that he is shorter than he is claiming.

That’s the story of how I not cockblocked but heightblocked my guy classmate (he was a cool mulatto btw so that was kinda lame on my part).

 

[Gengar]

@emeraldglass @BrahminBoss @Ellipsis thoughts?

 

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[emeraldglass]

So I was in the canteen with a few classmates, a few guys and chicks from my class.

Then one guy who’s 5’9” asks me what my height is after a chick from my class and he were talking about my height, so I say “5’10”” (I’m actually around 5’11”).

He comes up to me and says “no way, that can’t be true. I’m 5’11” so you’re easily 6’0”+”

Basically by saying I’m shorter than I am, I also reveal that he is shorter than he is claiming.

That’s the story of how I not cockblocked but heightblocked my guy classmate (he was a cool mulatto btw so that was kinda lame on my part).

It was his own fault , he should not have lied. He should have said he is short with his chest out

 

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It's common knowledge that many guys fraud their height. I claim 5'9 (cuz that's about where I am) but people think I'm 5'10 or sometimes even 5'11.

 

[Corleone]

so I say “5’10”” (I’m actually around 5’11”

you're actually the same height as me but somehow always claim to be a midget on here? inb4 your nose isn't bad either and you're just normal mental-cel failoed by living in the Chaderlands

 

[Zer0/∞]

180 cm is ideal height for curries

 

[Zer0/∞]

sadly, I get mogged by 5'1 midget kalu Dravidians here

 

[Deleted member 25198]

(I’m actually around 5’11”).

le fakecel

 

[Gengar]

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Go make out with your MTB Turkish gf.

 

[Gengar]

It was his own fault , he should not have lied. He should have said he is short with his chest out

He’s a cool guy, he and another black guy in my class were the only ones to greet me on the first day and make a bit of a small talk. The ethnics (two Moroccans and a Bosnian) in my class minded their own business, JFL.

 

[Gengar]

It's common knowledge that many guys fraud their height. I claim 5'9 (cuz that's about where I am) but people think I'm 5'10 or sometimes even 5'11.

I guess I fraud too but the opposite.

 

[Gengar]

you're actually the same height as me but somehow always claim to be a midget on here? inb4 your nose isn't bad either and you're just normal mental-cel failoed by living in the Chaderlands

Eh, I can show you a picture of my nose if you want to. You’ll see I’m not exaggerating nor a mentalcel. Only one other person here has seen it.

 

[Gengar]

180 cm is ideal height for curries

With sneakers on (no heightfrauding).

 

[Gengar]

le fakecel

“I go outside sometimes.”

“Fakecel detected!”

 

[Sub0]

I'm 174cm morning height, can I claim 5'9"?

 

[Corleone]

Eh, I can show you a picture of my nose if you want to. You’ll see I’m not exaggerating nor a mentalcel. Only one other person here has seen it.

send it, brother. probably just Body dismorphia.

 

[Gengar]

I'm 174cm morning height, can I claim 5'9"?

Sure why not?

 

[Gengar]

send it, brother. probably just Body dismorphia.

Not at all. One sec.

 

[emeraldglass]

He’s a cool guy, he and another black guy in my class were the only ones to greet me on the first day and make a bit of a small talk. The ethnics (two Moroccans and a Bosnian) in my class minded their own business, JFL.

I know black people in The Netherlands are chill.

 

[Gengar]

I know black people in The Netherlands are chill.

As always, there’s good and bad apples everywhere.

 

[dutchboi]

i claim 5'9

im 5'8.5 unfrauded morning height without shoes, with thick sole shoes im 5'10

 

[Gengar]

i claim 5'9

im 5'8.5 unfrauded morning height without shoes, with thick sole shoes im 5'10

So you fraud with 0.5”? Lying piece of shit.

 

[dutchboi]

So you fraud with 0.5”? Lying piece of shit.

too bad

you cant stop me

but most of my friends claim with shoes (fucking frauds) so when i say im 5'9 (175cm) they r like nuh uh ur taller than that

maybe i am 5'9 now havent measured in like 2 months

 

[Gengar]

too bad

you cant stop me

but most of my friends claim with shoes (fucking frauds) so when i say im 5'9 (175cm) they r like nuh uh ur taller than that

maybe i am 5'9 now havent measured in like 2 months

Oh yeah you’re growing, JFL.

 

[dutchboi]

Oh yeah you’re growing, JFL.

i could claim 5'10 with my friends cuz they also do this

bitch saying hes 5'9 while hes an inch shorter than me

 

[Gengar]

i could claim 5'10 with my friends cuz they also do this

bitch saying hes 5'9 while hes an inch shorter than me

Start wearing Nike Air Max.

 

[dutchboi]

Start wearing Nike Air Max.

i usually wear jordans or smth

i do have special soles that support my wonky ankles and they also give me a slight height boost

 

[Gengar]

i usually wear jordans or smth

i do have special soles that support my wonky ankles and they also give me a slight height boost

Everyone’s wearing hiphop shoes cuz it gives them a boost. JFL.

 

[dutchboi]

Everyone’s wearing hiphop shoes cuz it gives them a boost. JFL.

dutch ppl: insecure manlets confirmed??

 

[emeraldglass]

As always, there’s good and bad apples everywhere.

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Where do you get this comics from?

 

[Gengar]

Where do you get this comics from?

In my spare time I’m a full-blown racist (just kidding, I just found it by chance through Google images).

 

[emeraldglass]

In my spare time I’m a full-blown racist (just kidding, I just found it by chance through Google images).

I need a full comic on this one.

 

[Gengar]

I need a full comic on this one.

You mean like in the last panel? Typ in Google images “sheeeit” and you’ll find more.

 

[emeraldglass]

You mean like in the last panel? Typ in Google images “sheeeit” and you’ll find more.

My reaction to the results.

 

[Gengar]

My reaction to the results.

I liked this one a lot as well.

 

[Gengar]

My reaction to the results.

This one seems to be the spiritual sequel to the one posted earlier.

 

[emeraldglass]

I liked this one a lot as well.

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[Gengar]

Sheeeit.

 

[emeraldglass]

Sheeeit.