I hope there is no reincarnation

[Lonenely sigma]

For a long time, my enviousness made me cope with "there is 100% a chance I will be reborn as a chad once"...

And even though its a nice way to cope, after watching gore videos of completely innocent people dying in the most painful ways, often inflicted by other people, I wish I never come to this evil Earth again.

Besides, there are estimated to be more than 16 000 bacteria per meter^3 of air, and thats only air and only bacteria.


All of those microorganisms are alive, so unless everyone except us is NPC, you are very unlikely to be born as a human in the first place.


The chances of getting born as a white, blonde, 6'5 chad with huge zygos and jawline are so insignificant that I think you would need to go through:

• 25 000 lives where you are decapitated in South America

•550 000 lives where you starve to death in africa

• 30 million lives where you get eatten by a spider as a fly

*130 trillion lives where you die to a 99.99% effective hand sanitizer

 

[Deleted member 5815]

you are a soul bacterias animals and plants don't have souls that's how I cope with this possibility

 

[AppealMaxxing]

Worst case scenario: you're born black.
Absolutely brutal.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

you are a soul bacterias animals and plants don't have souls that's how I cope with this possibility

Yeah well those poor kids in Africa for sure do, and they suffer, so if god cared about you not suffering he wouldn't give those African kids conciousness to suffer

 

[try2beme]

If my current face mogs the face im reincarnated with i WILL rope immediately

 

[Deleted member 29710]

theres nothing after death is most water take possible everyone knows this subconsciously even if they aren't saying it openly or claim to 'believe' in an afterlife

nobody actually believes there's anything after you die thats just poorcel fantasy

 

[pentamogged9000]

you cant reincarnate it doesnt work like that

 

[Lonenely sigma]

you cant reincarnate it doesnt work like that

wdym

 

[Lonenely sigma]

If my current face mogs the face im reincarnated with i WILL rope immediately

How will u know tho

 

[Splinter901]

If it helps you cope whatever makes you be you is probably something that can only be casted by the biological combination that made u a homo sapiens but this still doesn't save u from being reborn as a curry brown shit.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

If it helps you cope whatever makes you be you is probably something that can only be casted by the biological combination that made u a homo sapiens but this still doesn't save u from being reborn as a curry brown shit.

Ngl i can cope only with going to visit pagnoni one day