I hope there's an alternate universe where short men / tall women are the default couple

[SecularIslamist]

The POV simply makes sense. You can look at their faces while looking between their tits. The direction of your boner also makes sense so you can have sex standing up without position your dick unaturally. Something probably happened in the evolution of humans that mistakenly set women shorter than men and made that the socially accepted default universally.

 

[Shahnameh]

In the animla kingdom yes, look up male angler fish

 

[134applesauce456]

no alternative universe for my face