I INTERACTED WITH A GIRL TODAY HOLY SHIT

[subhuman1996]

I read every molecule

Did y’all enjoy this story tbh? I have other ones that happened in the past thats as interesting as this one

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Did y’all enjoy this story tbh? I have other ones that happened in the past thats as interesting as this one

The drowned one was amazing

 

[hollowlight]

Today I went to church and once I left I saw this girl alone in the swings. Since I didn’t have anything do to and ABSOLUTELY didn’t want to go back to see my parents. I decided to join her and start talking a bit. Surprisingly she wasn’t being ignorant, dry or anything she kinda seemed to like conversation. So after a few mins of like talking abt each others I suggested we walk around the settlement. She immediately agreed. At first I didn’t have anything crazy in mind I just wanted to do some genuine interaction until now. This brilliant idea of taking her to those big hills behind the houses came to me out of nowhere. So thats what I did jfl
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I suggested her we sit here and continue our conversation. Now here is the thing, she goes to my school. And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days. I also started lying by saying that the nigga who got me suspended is the one who’s going to be the school shooter and she shouldn’t go advice the school abt it. She surprisingly believed me. Then once we were done, she started looking at the fjord like an autistic nigga and didnt rlly pay attention to me. So I left her in the hill alone.

this lowk sad lmao

 

[subhuman1996]

this lowk sad lmao

How?

 

[hollowlight]

How?

well u both started having a convo then she js ignores u

 

[subhuman1996]

well u both started having a convo then she js ignores u

Not rlly I think she just didnt knew what to say jfl

 

[hollowlight]

Not rlly I think she just didnt knew what to say jfl

why did u leave tho? could've created a convo or sum, ask shit abt her idk

 

[subhuman1996]

why did u leave tho? could've created a convo or sum, ask shit abt her idk

That’s exactly what we did when we were next to church, once we atarted climbing the hill was when the convo started becoming dry but we still had stuff to talk abt and then few moments after climbing it she just staired at the air autisticly

 

[hollowlight]

That’s exactly what we did when we were next to church, once we atarted climbing the hill was when the convo started becoming dry but we still had stuff to talk abt and then few moments after climbing it she just staired at the air autisticly

yeah prolly didn't want to talk anymore or noticed ur nd autism jfl, it's okay tho

 

[The Grinch]

How do you manage to sound gay while talking about girls? That’s a talent

 

[subhuman1996]

How do you manage to sound gay while talking about girls? That’s a talent

what the actual fuck? I’m Christian why would I betray my Lord and Savior for some stupid fag? I sound gay yet talk abt girls because I’m not actually gay

 

[Aryan Incel]

I read every molecule

 

[pulsar23]

whyd you get suspended you retarded dalit fuck-up?

 

[pulsar23]

what the actual fuck? I’m Christian why would I betray my Lord and Savior for some stupid fag? I sound gay yet talk abt girls because I’m not actually gay

your lord and savior is a nigger

 

[subhuman1996]

whyd you get suspended you retarded dalit fuck-up?

Cause of someone retarded who kept playing victim

 

[pulsar23]

Cause of someone retarded who kept playing victim

that doesnt really tell me much

 

[subhuman1996]

that doesnt really tell me much

well basically someone at class kept talking which was annoying. At lunch I came to him saying he should just stfu cause he was being boring, disturbing and annoying. He said nö he won’t listen to me cause I sound like a weird and crazy person. We started fighting, before lunch ended I threw his books of most important subjects after school we also had a fight. The principal tried to stop us from fighting and I wanted to soit on him. But she randomly came in front of me so the spit ended on her face

 

[The Grinch]

what the actual fuck? I’m Christian why would I betray my Lord and Savior for some stupid fag? I sound gay yet talk abt girls because I’m not actually gay

The more you fight your gay thoughts the worse they get. Religion won’t cure you. You are destined to be gay.

 

[subhuman1996]

The more you fight your gay thoughts the worse they get. Religion won’t cure you. You are destined to be gay.

Stfu u’ll never see me doing a jb or even hugging another guy. And u are destined to be graped

 

[The Grinch]

Stfu u’ll never see me doing a jb or even hugging another guy. And u are destined to be graped

I‘m a straight man, you are gay. You will take it up the ass and choke in dick, you are obsessed with cock, this is your future. You ugly incel.

 

[subhuman1996]

I‘m a straight man, you are gay. You will take it up the ass and choke in dick, you are obsessed with cock, this is your future. You ugly incel.

Not rlly but keep talking like a retard

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days. I also started lying by saying that the nigga who got me suspended is the one who’s going to be the school shooter and she shouldn’t go advice the school abt it. She surprisingly believed me. Then once we were done, she started looking at the fjord like an autistic nigga and didnt rlly pay attention to me. So I left her in the hill alone.

I thought it was gonna be wholesome

 

[Elegant]

hilarious shit, lil broski is in the middle of nowhere in GREENLAND just spamming random shit and doing whatever just to somehow make living in Greenland not boring

 

[elkkkk]

Today I went to church and once I left I saw this girl alone in the swings. Since I didn’t have anything do to and ABSOLUTELY didn’t want to go back to see my parents. I decided to join her and start talking a bit. Surprisingly she wasn’t being ignorant, dry or anything she kinda seemed to like conversation. So after a few mins of like talking abt each others I suggested we walk around the settlement. She immediately agreed. At first I didn’t have anything crazy in mind I just wanted to do some genuine interaction until now. This brilliant idea of taking her to those big hills behind the houses came to me out of nowhere. So thats what I did jfl
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I suggested her we sit here and continue our conversation. Now here is the thing, she goes to my school. And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days. I also started lying by saying that the nigga who got me suspended is the one who’s going to be the school shooter and she shouldn’t go advice the school abt it. She surprisingly believed me. Then once we were done, she started looking at the fjord like an autistic nigga and didnt rlly pay attention to me. So I left her in the hill alone.

Idk if this Story is True but U nonetheless made me laugh even tho i had a Bad Day today Ty bhai

 

[The Grinch]

Not rlly but keep talking like a retard

This is you

 

[subhuman1996]

I thought it was gonna be wholesome

What does that mean bru