I jizzed in a girl at a funeral

[IliaTopuria]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

 

[mirinturbolowinhib]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

You need to be raped and killed

 

[JohnDoe]

Can mods ban this larper already? he keeps making shitty larp threads, worst greycel on the site.

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

This happened btw guys. I was there

 

[Jagged0]

hARAM

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

20th Fantasy thread this week, Atleast make them believable

 

[Tusseleif]

Your cosins spirit saw everuthing

 

[IliaTopuria]

20th Fantasy thread this week, Atleast make them believable

It’s real

 

[ascension]

This is real, I can tell from the amount of sheer detail. You can't larp this vividly, it's just not possible.

 

[lowltn222]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

Top 10 things that have never happened. Number 1: this

 

[anxler]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

mods peg him

 

[sexsexsexincel]

I thought you fucked a dead girl at a funeral...

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

Never happened to me

 

[der_komische]

I want to cut you into pieces and put you through a meat grinder

 

[IliaTopuria]

I want to cut you into pieces and put you through a meat grinder

,,Der Komische‘‘

 

[iblamemandible7]

Is ts tuff in russia?

 

[RapeAllFemales]

It's crazy how sex happens naturally to some people, only incels are excluded from all this.

 

[thecaste]

It's crazy how sex happens naturally to some people, only incels are excluded from all this.

Whomp whomp

 

[asdvek]

It's crazy how sex happens naturally to some people, only incels are excluded from all this.

this is not real nigga

"i jizzed in a foids mouth and my uncle had brown poopy pants"

like what

did you seriously believe this jfll ur retarded

 

[thecaste]

It's true btw, I was the fat uncle

 

[gayspringtrap993]

So last week while I was banned my cousin died and I went to her funeral. At the funeral it seemed like no one was sad and we all laughed and ate. But then I catched whit eyes a girl, probably HTB. So we starred at each other for some minutes and then she came to and asked for my instagram. I gave it to her and she texted my super fast. We texted like for some minutes and then she said we should meet behind the toilets. I went there and she was naked and peeing. I asked what she was doing but she didn’t talk and tried to take off my Pants. But first i resisted after I saw how big her tits were. So I gave up and she started too suck my dick. Well jizzed last when I fucked that one foid so it took a while till I came. In this time period my Fat uncle had deireha and went to the toilets to shit. But he’s so fat he couldn’t take off his pants and just accepted his faith and shit in his pants. So after some minutes I finally came , she was out her breath, she wanted the jizz in her mouth so I just jizzed in there. We both went back and saw my uncle laying there whit brown pants. After the funeral she texted me said my jizz made the food taste different.

holy cornball