I just accidentally wiped my ass in front of my entire company in a zoom meeting.

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I just got off of an hour long zoom meeting with about 30 co workers. I've never done one on a phone before and didn't know and am terrible with technology. About 10 minutes before the meeting I took a shit. As I was almost done wiping my ass it was time so I joined the meeting and set the phone on the bathroom sink. I stood up over the phone and wiped my ass real good. As I went to grab another piece of toilet paper and put it between my butt cheek I noticed I was visible on camera. You couldn't have seen any private parts but everyone would have been able to tell I was wiping my ass.

Lol I kind of like froze up for a second, but then was like fuck it. I just flushed the toilet, grabbed my phone and went out to the kitchen table and sat there for like 2 minutes trying to figure out how to turn the visibility off. I was the only one who's visibility was on at all during the entire meeting so you know they were all paying attention when I was wiping.

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Toilet paper is disgusting use a bidet
 
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If you need to wipe your ass at all your diet is shit. I haven't used toilet paper in years and I just wash my ass with running water from the shower.
Poop comes out solid and leaves no trace behind, this is what a good diet looks like
 
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Is what it is
 
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If you need to wipe your ass at all your diet is shit. I haven't used toilet paper in years and I just wash my ass with running water from the shower.
Poop comes out solid and leaves no trace behind, this is what a good diet looks like
Hurray! Now you can get back to your model airplanes or whatever much more quickly whenever you finish taking a dump.
 
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If you need to wipe your ass at all your diet is shit. I haven't used toilet paper in years and I just wash my ass with running water from the shower.
Poop comes out solid and leaves no trace behind, this is what a good diet looks like
nigga:ROFLMAO:
 
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If you need to wipe your ass at all your diet is shit. I haven't used toilet paper in years and I just wash my ass with running water from the shower.
Poop comes out solid and leaves no trace behind, this is what a good diet looks like
Only on raw carnivore
 

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