I just beat a 2v1 (Diamonds vs Iron) in a Bedwar's match

[Genio]

I don't care if this is considered shitposting or not, suck my large girthy fat veiny cock.

So basically I am playing a 1v8, and the lobby was already set to 5 players total.
I get white out by side-attacking easy, no problem.

Aqua get's his enemy by side attacking, no problem.
This leaves 3 of us, Red, Aqua, and Gray.

I attack Ems after getting a bow (Fuck you if you think this is gay) (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER ON)
I find red and aqua already pushed em's, perfect, 2 easy attacks

I decide to attack Red, I find him in Diamond with Endstone and Wood
Freeview show's me aqua is pushing from behind me

I set 2 tnt's and fireball up to let aqua do all my dirty work like the little jew I am (Bed's free-er than the average american girl btw)
Aqua (like the little fat black homosexual disabled jew he is) signals to red he is safe, and both decide to attack me
I can't take on 2 Diamond's in Iron set????
My bed is still intact
I instinctively run away to Aquas base to get his bed while they are distracted
Live VAR of me getting fireballed while running away

His bed was destroyed from his very start attack
My bed was destroyed by the time I realized (I was breaking the wool aswell)

Nothing raises my cortisol, I went through mid prior to reaching his base and got a solid 10 Em's, enough for a full Diamond set.
I rush Red again, Run through mid and find this little pussy aqua side rushing me with a STRENGTH POTION
FUCK ME

I fireball up to one of the pillars and bow his ass to prevent him fireballing up aswell
While he is distracted enough to build a wall of cover, I fireball to my side to push out onto red's base

By the time I get there, Aqua is on the Middle Island between em's and Bed-islands, I have to execute this quick
I set off a few tnt and go down to bait red into pushing
Red pushes from the right and jump's like the little cute autistic black gay kid he is
Get's sent straight to agartha by TNT
I get his bed, 1 out of 2 gone

Aqua by then is rushing me like an Indian rushing Chutney
so I fireball up to Red's Island (To the Top)
he pumps another strength potion, FUCK ME.

I run to the back of the island to get the void advantage and spam his ass with the boy till hes down to 5 Health (or 2.5 heart's).
He Intuitively run's back to prefer his inevitable death
I fireball his ass into Mumbai and he quit's before he even reaches the void

ggez you SUKABLYATS
If you say DNR you are a twink deserving of Castration
I couldn't type GGez because I got chat-muted for saying Benchod in Chat 6 hours prior
@BigBallsHisty @illusion @teddy101 @Navity @Disturbed​

 

[Genio]

@alexias @DrMd @mohito

 

[LowTierBateman]

Dnr but mirin

 

[DrMd]

I don't care if this is considered shitposting or not, suck my large girthy fat veiny cock.​

yo thats sus

 

[mohito]

Woah

 

[Genio]

Gandy has blessed you all with this writing

Off to studying now for my exam in 8 Hour's and I haven't slept at all
(Next BW shitpost will most likely be after my exam KEK)

 

[GarthWithnail]

mimicking the hunt
so primal

 

[Genio]

yo thats sus

DNR dattebayo

 

[Brava]

I used to be so good at bedwars

 

[Genio]

I used to be so good at bedwars

Hypixel has become riddled with Master-Copies who don't shower and Side-rush you with 16 FUCKING WOOL

I have retreated to Indian Knockoff Cracked Hypixel Server's to get the Ego-boost

 

[Brava]

Hypixel has become riddled with Master-Copies who don't shower and Side-rush you with 16 FUCKING WOOL

I have retreated to Indian Knockoff Cracked Hypixel Server's to get the Ego-boost

yea the game is done now. it used to be fun

 

[Genio]

yea the game is done now. it used to be fun

Yeah hypixel has gone straight to peak shit.

Pikanetwork still exist's though, the player's are still good, but no where near the extent of Hypixel rotter's.
Just plop some songs and play 4v4v4v4's and you will get that nostalgic 2021 feel.

 

[mohito]

If ur not gonna rep my reply in the thread where u tagged me, u better not tag me ever again

 

[Brava]

Yeah hypixel has gone straight to peak shit.

Pikanetwork still exist's though, the player's are still good, but no where near the extent of Hypixel rotter's.
Just plop some songs and play 4v4v4v4's and you will get that nostalgic 2021 feel.

yea but minecraft is for losers now. that shit is so time consuming i used to grind it all day. i played so much that i started playing mineplex on bedrock lol

 

[Genio]

If ur not gonna rep my reply in the thread where u tagged me, u better not tag me ever again

Sorry chad

 

[Histy]

I don't care if this is considered shitposting or not, suck my large girthy fat veiny cock.

So basically I am playing a 1v8, and the lobby was already set to 5 players total.
I get white out by side-attacking easy, no problem.

Aqua get's his enemy by side attacking, no problem.
This leaves 3 of us, Red, Aqua, and Gray.

I attack Ems after getting a bow (Fuck you if you think this is gay) (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER ON)
I find red and aqua already pushed em's, perfect, 2 easy attacks

I decide to attack Red, I find him in Diamond with Endstone and Wood
Freeview show's me aqua is pushing from behind me

I set 2 tnt's and fireball up to let aqua do all my dirty work like the little jew I am (Bed's free-er than the average american girl btw)
Aqua (like the little fat black homosexual disabled jew he is) signals to red he is safe, and both decide to attack me
I can't take on 2 Diamond's in Iron set????
My bed is still intact
I instinctively run away to Aquas base to get his bed while they are distracted
Live VAR of me getting fireballed while running away

His bed was destroyed from his very start attack
My bed was destroyed by the time I realized (I was breaking the wool aswell)

Nothing raises my cortisol, I went through mid prior to reaching his base and got a solid 10 Em's, enough for a full Diamond set.
I rush Red again, Run through mid and find this little pussy aqua side rushing me with a STRENGTH POTION
FUCK ME

I fireball up to one of the pillars and bow his ass to prevent him fireballing up aswell
While he is distracted enough to build a wall of cover, I fireball to my side to push out onto red's base

By the time I get there, Aqua is on the Middle Island between em's and Bed-islands, I have to execute this quick
I set off a few tnt and go down to bait red into pushing
Red pushes from the right and jump's like the little cute autistic black gay kid he is
Get's sent straight to agartha by TNT
I get his bed, 1 out of 2 gone

Aqua by then is rushing me like an Indian rushing Chutney
so I fireball up to Red's Island (To the Top)
he pumps another strength potion, FUCK ME.

I run to the back of the island to get the void advantage and spam his ass with the boy till hes down to 5 Health (or 2.5 heart's).
He Intuitively run's back to prefer his inevitable death
I fireball his ass into Mumbai and he quit's before he even reaches the void

ggez you SUKABLYATS
If you say DNR you are a twink deserving of Castration
I couldn't type GGez because I got chat-muted for saying Benchod in Chat 6 hours prior
@BigBallsHisty @illusion @teddy101 @Navity @Disturbed​

 

[Disturbed]

I don't care if this is considered shitposting or not, suck my large girthy fat veiny cock.

So basically I am playing a 1v8, and the lobby was already set to 5 players total.
I get white out by side-attacking easy, no problem.

Aqua get's his enemy by side attacking, no problem.
This leaves 3 of us, Red, Aqua, and Gray.

I attack Ems after getting a bow (Fuck you if you think this is gay) (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER ON)
I find red and aqua already pushed em's, perfect, 2 easy attacks

I decide to attack Red, I find him in Diamond with Endstone and Wood
Freeview show's me aqua is pushing from behind me

I set 2 tnt's and fireball up to let aqua do all my dirty work like the little jew I am (Bed's free-er than the average american girl btw)
Aqua (like the little fat black homosexual disabled jew he is) signals to red he is safe, and both decide to attack me
I can't take on 2 Diamond's in Iron set????
My bed is still intact
I instinctively run away to Aquas base to get his bed while they are distracted
Live VAR of me getting fireballed while running away

His bed was destroyed from his very start attack
My bed was destroyed by the time I realized (I was breaking the wool aswell)

Nothing raises my cortisol, I went through mid prior to reaching his base and got a solid 10 Em's, enough for a full Diamond set.
I rush Red again, Run through mid and find this little pussy aqua side rushing me with a STRENGTH POTION
FUCK ME

I fireball up to one of the pillars and bow his ass to prevent him fireballing up aswell
While he is distracted enough to build a wall of cover, I fireball to my side to push out onto red's base

By the time I get there, Aqua is on the Middle Island between em's and Bed-islands, I have to execute this quick
I set off a few tnt and go down to bait red into pushing
Red pushes from the right and jump's like the little cute autistic black gay kid he is
Get's sent straight to agartha by TNT
I get his bed, 1 out of 2 gone

Aqua by then is rushing me like an Indian rushing Chutney
so I fireball up to Red's Island (To the Top)
he pumps another strength potion, FUCK ME.

I run to the back of the island to get the void advantage and spam his ass with the boy till hes down to 5 Health (or 2.5 heart's).
He Intuitively run's back to prefer his inevitable death
I fireball his ass into Mumbai and he quit's before he even reaches the void

ggez you SUKABLYATS
If you say DNR you are a twink deserving of Castration
I couldn't type GGez because I got chat-muted for saying Benchod in Chat 6 hours prior
@BigBallsHisty @illusion @teddy101 @Navity @Disturbed​

Nicely done

 

[Navity]

I don't care if this is considered shitposting or not, suck my large girthy fat veiny cock.

So basically I am playing a 1v8, and the lobby was already set to 5 players total.
I get white out by side-attacking easy, no problem.

Aqua get's his enemy by side attacking, no problem.
This leaves 3 of us, Red, Aqua, and Gray.

I attack Ems after getting a bow (Fuck you if you think this is gay) (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER ON)
I find red and aqua already pushed em's, perfect, 2 easy attacks

I decide to attack Red, I find him in Diamond with Endstone and Wood
Freeview show's me aqua is pushing from behind me

I set 2 tnt's and fireball up to let aqua do all my dirty work like the little jew I am (Bed's free-er than the average american girl btw)
Aqua (like the little fat black homosexual disabled jew he is) signals to red he is safe, and both decide to attack me
I can't take on 2 Diamond's in Iron set????
My bed is still intact
I instinctively run away to Aquas base to get his bed while they are distracted
Live VAR of me getting fireballed while running away

His bed was destroyed from his very start attack
My bed was destroyed by the time I realized (I was breaking the wool aswell)

Nothing raises my cortisol, I went through mid prior to reaching his base and got a solid 10 Em's, enough for a full Diamond set.
I rush Red again, Run through mid and find this little pussy aqua side rushing me with a STRENGTH POTION
FUCK ME

I fireball up to one of the pillars and bow his ass to prevent him fireballing up aswell
While he is distracted enough to build a wall of cover, I fireball to my side to push out onto red's base

By the time I get there, Aqua is on the Middle Island between em's and Bed-islands, I have to execute this quick
I set off a few tnt and go down to bait red into pushing
Red pushes from the right and jump's like the little cute autistic black gay kid he is
Get's sent straight to agartha by TNT
I get his bed, 1 out of 2 gone

Aqua by then is rushing me like an Indian rushing Chutney
so I fireball up to Red's Island (To the Top)
he pumps another strength potion, FUCK ME.

I run to the back of the island to get the void advantage and spam his ass with the boy till hes down to 5 Health (or 2.5 heart's).
He Intuitively run's back to prefer his inevitable death
I fireball his ass into Mumbai and he quit's before he even reaches the void

ggez you SUKABLYATS
If you say DNR you are a twink deserving of Castration
I couldn't type GGez because I got chat-muted for saying Benchod in Chat 6 hours prior
@BigBallsHisty @illusion @teddy101 @Navity @Disturbed​

Lol