I just beat my shit for an hour straight after taking a shit

[Apoptosis]

After i took a shit,
I was scrolling through THOSE reddit vids and simultaneously beating it to them.
I legit did not look at the time, my ass was fucking hurting it felt like it was stuck to the fucking toilet i barely could get up, it felt like my skin was sticking to the toilet seat and was about to tear when i stood up. Nontheless i kept beating it like mj ( get it ? Like the song )
Anyways my ass hurts rn n my shi is swollen





Ps: this is a joke niggas pls dont come at me

 

[iblamexyz]

After i took a shit,
I was scrolling through THOSE reddit vids and simultaneously beating it to them.
I legit did not look at the time, my ass was fucking hurting it felt like it was stuck to the fucking toilet i barely could get up, it felt like my skin was sticking to the toilet seat and was about to tear when i stood up. Nontheless i kept beating it like mj ( get it ? Like the song )
Anyways my ass hurts rn n my shi is swollen





Ps: this is a joke niggas pls dont come at me

I've spent hrs gooning b4

 

[GoErOnFoids]

it felt like it was stuck to the fucking toilet i barely could get up, it felt like my skin was sticking to the toilet seat and was about to tear when i stood up.

best thing i have read

 

[Fragments]

And then when you get up your legs are numb as shit

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

Beats having a night out with foids

 

[Apoptosis]

I've spent hrs gooning b4

Flex that shi like a trophy

best thing i have read

Appreciate it

And then when you get up your legs are numb as shit

Jfl thats real asf my legs were tingling and i couldnt feel the blood in them anymore when i got up.
based af

Beats having a night out with foids

Both cause pain in the ass jfl.
But ur right

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

I've spent hrs gooning b4

you stimfap?

After i took a shit,
I was scrolling through THOSE reddit vids and simultaneously beating it to them.
I legit did not look at the time, my ass was fucking hurting it felt like it was stuck to the fucking toilet i barely could get up, it felt like my skin was sticking to the toilet seat and was about to tear when i stood up. Nontheless i kept beating it like mj ( get it ? Like the song )
Anyways my ass hurts rn n my shi is swollen





Ps: this is a joke niggas pls dont come at me

youre gonna risk a hemmoroid bro

 

[Deleted member 400774]

Relatable asl

 

[Stardust0966]

Did read, thanks man