Hernan
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So I’m on vacation in Colombia and on an island. It’s about 20:30-ish something like that. Went to get my phone in my hotel room then went back. Suddenly I hear (in Spanish):
“The young guy with the phone.”
I was on my phone.
So I get called up and I mean I have to go.
I’m 179cm with some slippers on too at that time and my average rating is HHTN with a good frame.
The host asks me (in Spanish) “are you from Chicago?” and my ‘uncle’ (not really my uncle) just nods and says say yes. So I say yes and he goes (in Spanish (duh)) “Good so youre “Chicago” from now on, that’s your name.”
I’m not from Chicago but I’m not gonna be a nerd and ruin the show with saying I’m from Belgium << which half the people there probably didn’t even know exists>> so I just went with it.
One small note: I was picked randomly before it started, the assignments were given when it started so you had no clues.
First, second, third and fourth round are different then the ones following,
Firstly you gotta put up a “show” with requirements, second thing, third and fourth are some retards things to make people laugh I did great.
Then all the other assignments are…
Dance.
Like the first one it’s an individual thing, then a partner thing and I got hooked with a BABE from the audience. Latina, blonde (fake obviously), great shapes and short. The literal ‘Petite’ type actually.
So I’m first place and then the second assignment is;
1.) bring as many people on stage as you can.
- I took five, the guy next to me around five too and a third guy on my other side like 10 so they put me and the second guy together.
That way everyone had kind of the same groups in numbers.
2.) make 5 dance moves together.
-did that too and it went good.
Mind you I think this was even live.
I’ll get further cus it was some list I’ll tell you another round:
Flexing muscles.
BOYYYYY here I come in I was by far the fittest guy and the ladies L O V E D it.
Some rounds pass and here’s the final ones:
So then the like second-to-last was to take your original partner (the hot b a b e for me hehe) and do a kind of “musical chairs” version but with partner and legit these women were fighting over me cus there wasn’t an equal number of male and female and like legit I got two at the same time at several points and even danced 4 (!!) times with a man.
Also once with some other guy lol he was fun.I got second place, me and my girl against two women but they were tryhards ya know?
So then the final round, “the one with most people applauding for them wins.”
The guy with the 10 people had a big amount of people applauding for him and I got second place.
He got “first” but the real first place was given to me, these women I’d never seen before clapped for ME before they clapped for #1 and #3 and IM the one who got the hot girl.
So now I’m thinking I should ask her nummer tomorrow if I see her again since I’m on an island and she’s still here. I didn’t because my “uncle” was there and he would have told my mother and she would be mad cus I’m 17 and she seemed 24. If I see her tomorrow I won’t GAF anymore and just ask for her number idc if she got a man but I don’t think she did at all (I ain’t see nobody).
I could get lucky.
I swear if I could I’d bang her in the toilet idgaf if I even impregnate her I’ll do that with PLEASURE imagine cumming inside that tight
pussy. This was the most NT thing I did in my life and it felt more like a contest of
“Whoever doesn’t kill himself wins.” but at the end in 1 year most will forget so i don’t mind and this was a BIG step out of my .org member comfort zone (LDARing in my room).
So yeah, I’ll look for her tomorrow and get her number. Might get lucky after all, who knows…
