I just binged 3000 cals in 20 minutes

[PsychoDsk]

holy fuck I’m a pig
I have NEVER been this hungry

Day 3 on tren
Dick doesn’t work and no impulse control, genuinely couldn’t have expected anything less

So just showered, pinned all what I had to pin
Wanted to make my pre-bed meal which is already a cal bomb in itself tbh

I always cook 200g of bacon, 200g of pastrami, 50g of chicken hearts and 100g of potatoes in one pan. The key is to add insane amounts of butter and cream (room int nederlands idk hoe je t zegt in engels)

This alr comes down to about 1000 cals I’d say but the problem is. I INHALED that shit
Usually I’m full after but not this time because wtf

Opened my fridge to get a coke and oh my god I just nutted in my pants. I see 2 things,
Dried squid and fucking pancakes.

Without a single braincell turned on, I grab the squid and pancakes. Immediately open the packet of dried squid and start munching. I was thinking, oh okay I can just eat this while I put these pancakes in the microwave to get hot.

I’m inhaling this squid waiting for my pancakes to finish. Now it’s time to pick a topping, or should I say toppingS

Open my cabinet, 3 things pop up in my fov. Maple syrup, those sprinkly glittery rainbow balls and speculoospasta. I couldn’t pick so I drowned 3 pancakes in maple syrup, POURED those lgbtq balls on it and slathered speculoospasta all over it.

2 minutes later the dried squid and pancakes have dissolved into thin air.

Then I’m standing there in the kitchen with a plate full of drippy maple syrup, lgbtq balls, an empty packet of dried squid and for some reason I opened to fridge to grab a shweppes instead of a coke because I felt like it but oh no, it can’t be right?

GUESS FUCKING WHAT

A NUTELLA FILLED MUFFIN I had brought home from the shopping center today.

I’m sad to anounce, this muffin will come out of my ass first thing in the morning.

So yes, either I’ll be constipated to death or I’m gonna have the most explosive diarrhoea known to mankind.

This combination of slop knows no bounds.

Goodnight, let’s hope I don’t completely cover my bed in shit

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

Dang, it's been two years.

 

[PsychoDsk]

Dang, it's been two years.

have u gotten ur rage towards greycels under control in these 2 years?

 

[Hernan]

holy fuck I’m a pig
I have NEVER been this hungry

Day 3 on tren
Dick doesn’t work and no impulse control, genuinely couldn’t have expected anything less

So just showered, pinned all what I had to pin
Wanted to make my pre-bed meal which is already a cal bomb in itself tbh

I always cook 200g of bacon, 200g of pastrami, 50g of chicken hearts and 100g of potatoes in one pan. The key is to add insane amounts of butter and cream (room int nederlands idk hoe je t zegt in engels)

This alr comes down to about 1000 cals I’d say but the problem is. I INHALED that shit
Usually I’m full after but not this time because wtf

Opened my fridge to get a coke and oh my god I just nutted in my pants. I see 2 things,
Dried squid and fucking pancakes.

Without a single braincell turned on, I grab the squid and pancakes. Immediately open the packet of dried squid and start munching. I was thinking, oh okay I can just eat this while I put these pancakes in the microwave to get hot.

I’m inhaling this squid waiting for my pancakes to finish. Now it’s time to pick a topping, or should I say toppingS

Open my cabinet, 3 things pop up in my fov. Maple syrup, those sprinkly glittery rainbow balls and speculoospasta. I couldn’t pick so I drowned 3 pancakes in maple syrup, POURED those lgbtq balls on it and slathered speculoospasta all over it.

2 minutes later the dried squid and pancakes have dissolved into thin air.

Then I’m standing there in the kitchen with a plate full of drippy maple syrup, lgbtq balls, an empty packet of dried squid and for some reason I opened to fridge to grab a shweppes instead of a coke because I felt like it but oh no, it can’t be right?

GUESS FUCKING WHAT

A NUTELLA FILLED MUFFIN I had brought home from the shopping center today.

I’m sad to anounce, this muffin will come out of my ass first thing in the morning.

So yes, either I’ll be constipated to death or I’m gonna have the most explosive diarrhoea known to mankind.

This combination of slop knows no bounds.

Goodnight, let’s hope I don’t completely cover my bed in shit

10/10 Dsk thread hiere.

 

[canes_isyum]

holy fuck I’m a pig
I have NEVER been this hungry

Day 3 on tren
Dick doesn’t work and no impulse control, genuinely couldn’t have expected anything less

So just showered, pinned all what I had to pin
Wanted to make my pre-bed meal which is already a cal bomb in itself tbh

I always cook 200g of bacon, 200g of pastrami, 50g of chicken hearts and 100g of potatoes in one pan. The key is to add insane amounts of butter and cream (room int nederlands idk hoe je t zegt in engels)

This alr comes down to about 1000 cals I’d say but the problem is. I INHALED that shit
Usually I’m full after but not this time because wtf

Opened my fridge to get a coke and oh my god I just nutted in my pants. I see 2 things,
Dried squid and fucking pancakes.

Without a single braincell turned on, I grab the squid and pancakes. Immediately open the packet of dried squid and start munching. I was thinking, oh okay I can just eat this while I put these pancakes in the microwave to get hot.

I’m inhaling this squid waiting for my pancakes to finish. Now it’s time to pick a topping, or should I say toppingS

Open my cabinet, 3 things pop up in my fov. Maple syrup, those sprinkly glittery rainbow balls and speculoospasta. I couldn’t pick so I drowned 3 pancakes in maple syrup, POURED those lgbtq balls on it and slathered speculoospasta all over it.

2 minutes later the dried squid and pancakes have dissolved into thin air.

Then I’m standing there in the kitchen with a plate full of drippy maple syrup, lgbtq balls, an empty packet of dried squid and for some reason I opened to fridge to grab a shweppes instead of a coke because I felt like it but oh no, it can’t be right?

GUESS FUCKING WHAT

A NUTELLA FILLED MUFFIN I had brought home from the shopping center today.

I’m sad to anounce, this muffin will come out of my ass first thing in the morning.

So yes, either I’ll be constipated to death or I’m gonna have the most explosive diarrhoea known to mankind.

This combination of slop knows no bounds.

Goodnight, let’s hope I don’t completely cover my bed in shit

Post this on mpmd’s subreddit and larp even harder he might make a vid out of you