I just bought a VR headset

[Michael Myers]

For my brother. I'm giving it to him as a surprise. He's been asking for it for a while now, even trying to get his wife to split the bill between her and I, but I tell him to buy one himself because he's recently gotten a new job and not to leech off of others. That I won't be giving him anything. I'm saying it to destroy his hopes completely and then surprise him to make him even happier than if I were to say "Sure, I'll buy you one." I placed an order nearly an hour ago. It costs $650 normally but there's a discount so I paid $505. It should arrive later this week.

 

[moggathon]

nice. youre a great brother.

 

[Luffymaxxing]

But you're a NEET how did you get 505 out of nowhere

 

[Luffymaxxing]

nice. youre a great brother.

 

[moggathon]

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hes mog in cuba

 

[SecularIslamist]

Should've bought him this

 

[Perfection]

You're a good man Gengar

 

[<6PSLcel]

But you're a NEET how did you get 505 out of nowhere

Ate 1 less tendie each day and over the course of a few months it adds up and saves him money

 

[Michael Myers]

nice. youre a great brother.

Thanks for the nice words, but really I'm not. I was truly awful in our childhoods.

 

[Michael Myers]

Should've bought him this

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He's got a wife, he doesn't need to rely on VR waifus feeding him junk food and whatnot.

 

[Michael Myers]

You're a good man Gengar

Personally, I don't think I am, but thank you for the nice words. Not to say I think I'm a bad person either, I just let others decide for me.

 

[Michael Myers]

But you're a NEET how did you get 505 out of nowhere

For legal purposes, I will not disclose.

(Just kidding, I am LARPing as a full-time student, so I get student loans. I get money every month, not too much though, just for the next few months months).

 

[coispet]

I would be grateful to have a brother like you

Cant wait to meet up soon bhai

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Thanks for the nice words, but really I'm not. I was truly awful in our childhoods.

If he truly forgives you for you past wrongdoings learn to let go of it. Its best not to keep a burden of regret as it could devastate your relationship with him and your own mental.

If he doesn't, remember to yourself at least that you aren't that evil person you were as changed and you've changed.

 

[Michael Myers]

I would be grateful to have a brother like you

Cant wait to meet up soon bhai

Definitely not in the past, I was truly a dickhead! The complete opposite of what I am now.

Anyway, yes, I can't wait either, bhai. :3

 

[Michael Myers]

If he truly forgives you for you past wrongdoings learn to let go of it. Its best not to keep a burden of regret as it could devastate your relationship with him and your own mental.

If he doesn't, remember to yourself at least that you aren't that evil person you were as changed and you've changed.

I don't bring it up at all because I feel like it's better to leave the past for what it is, but thanks for the thoughtful message.

 

[i_love_roosters]

Mirin bhai

 

[Luffymaxxing]

For legal purposes, I will not disclose.

(Just kidding, I am LARPing as a full-time student, so I get student loans. I get money every month, not too much though, just for the next few months months).

Didn't you drop out again ? Mirin lying to the state

 

[Michael Myers]

Didn't you drop out again ? Mirin lying to the state

Yes, I did drop out but I do part-time now, which doesn't get you student loans. So by LARPing as a full-time student, I get student loans. Otherwise I wouldn't even be able to pay for college. It's a necessary evil.

 

[robtical]

Hopefully you brother appreciates the sacrifice you are making, of letting go VR porn.

 

[Michael Myers]

Hopefully you brother appreciates the sacrifice you are making, of letting go VR porn.

VR porn is cringe, but I will update this thread once he's gotten his gift.

 

[Michael Myers]

UPDATE

I just gave it to my brother. He was very glad.

 

[Michael Myers]

And my brother told his wife and she was not happy at all. Said it wasn't me but the government who paid because I got student loans. Meanwhile the bitch's mom is on welfare.