I just cant stop feeling bad for Alpha M

IceBreaker0

IceBreaker0

Diamond
Joined
Mar 28, 2022
Posts
1,469
Reputation
1,927
IMG 2998

Bro…He is a literal 5 ft 4 goblin (claiming 5 ft 6) which is still goblin but hes coping so damn hard with his energetic charismatic personality.
I can tell he had a bad past and tried to maximize his life.

But 5 ft 4 is giga omega over.
0 chance in life
After all this effort what does he have?
IMG 2999

IMG 3001

IMG 3002

He is 47,his life is over.
No kids ans this is his wife
He never had a damn chance

short men have 0 chance in life,no matter what you see

If he was tall and bald,he could have a cute wife
 
  • So Sad
  • +1
Reactions: Eren, Deleted member 4301, Deleted member 23558 and 11 others
Yeah that’s definitely not 5’6 and a half as he claims innit
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 28896 and bloomercel
Fuark this is even more brutal
3705774 IMG 2998



Than this
Jeremy meets el goblino de las americas circa 2019 v0 kwenesfnrqv81
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: GabachoCopium, Deleted member 23558, Deleted member 20399 and 2 others
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 24554, czwarty and Deleted member 28896
View attachment 2494223
Bro…He is a literal 5 ft 4 goblin (claiming 5 ft 6) which is still goblin but hes coping so damn hard with his energetic charismatic personality.
I can tell he had a bad past and tried to maximize his life.

But 5 ft 4 is giga omega over.
0 chance in life
After all this effort what does he have?
View attachment 2494227
View attachment 2494228
View attachment 2494229
He is 47,his life is over.
No kids ans this is his wife
He never had a damn chance

short men have 0 chance in life,no matter what you see

If he was tall and bald,he could have a cute wife
Yeah, was a big fan of him before, but he became abnoxius in the last time. Giga cuck to his careermaxed wife who didn't want to have kids, propably because of genetics anf really hard coper.
 
Shortmen



What? He LOVES being short! That's what he said on his video, he wouldn't lie, would he? :unsure:
 
I’m 5’7 and even I feel bad for him.
 
Why bald?
 
  • +1
Reactions: fuse
I can tell he had a bad past and tried to maximize his life.
It’s easy to tell when you wear super tight, over-the-top jeans and stupid leather jackets to look cool.. telling incels on YT that they need beards and leather jacks to look manly JFL. It’s like a short men who compensate with huge trucks to look cool.
 
Last edited:
Why bald?
I think he’s saying that being tall and bald still beats being extremely short with nice hair. I agree, unless you’re in middle school.
 
Last edited:
  • Woah
Reactions: Eriot Lodger
I met alpha manlet in person. I’m 5’7 and I was looking down at him a bit.. bro is def not 5’6 he’s probably like 5’3 maybe 4.
 
I think he’s saying that being tall and bald is still beats being extremely short with nice hair. I agree.
Yeah I agree too. Real men don't need hair.
 
  • +1
Reactions: fuse
He life mogs though, I don't feel sorry for him.
 
  • +1
Reactions: fuse
He life mogs though, I don't feel sorry for him.
Does money always bring happiness though? Maybe for him it does. But even with all that success, in the back of my mind being literally shorter than the average female height and, after all that hard work for success, you get a wife who looks twice your age, all that would definitely get to me.
 
  • +1
Reactions: Michael-Davis

Similar threads

N
Replies
4
Views
112
normal boy
N
BornToBeArnold
Replies
12
Views
195
Changmentum
Changmentum
N
Replies
13
Views
493
Mighty_m
M
BigJimsWornOutTires
Replies
9
Views
188
Old Bvll
Old Bvll
Seth Walsh
Replies
18
Views
190
Depresso
Depresso

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top