I just caught my friend larping a gf (embarrassing)

[Subhuman]

My friend opens his phone and on his lock screen is a girl, so i ask “whos that?” and he says “its my girlfriend” And im looking at the picture and its super familiar, so I ask him “whats her name?” he then says “mary” and thats when i realized this dude was lying. So i tell him “yeah i know mary, you’re dating her?” and then he says “no but i like her” and then i told him “yeah shes actually already on my snap and i haven’t replied to her yet” I genuinely caught this dude so hard. Shits embarrassing

 

[Anabol]

 

[sherry12]

My friend opens his phone and on his lock screen is a girl, so i ask “whos that?” and he says “its my girlfriend” And im looking at the picture and its super familiar, so I ask him “whats her name?” he then says “mary” and thats when i realized this dude was lying. So i tell him “yeah i know mary, you’re dating her?” and then he says “no but i like her” and then i told him “yeah shes actually already on my snap and i haven’t replied to her yet” I genuinely caught this dude so hard. Shits embarrassing

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Blackmail him the the rest of eternity

 

[chudpiller]

God forbid a brotha have an itis

 

[Subhuman]

Blackmail him the the rest of eternity

i lowk could
hes liked her for a long time and shes literally sitting unopened in my snap jfl

 

[onfoenem]

poor bastard

 

[Niche12345678890]

Broootal

 

[Klasik616]

I believe no one has girlfriends anymore

 

[Subhuman]

poor bastard

I didnt tell her
but i could if i wanted

 

[Subhuman]

I believe no one has girlfriends anymore

except like 7 percent of ppl

 

[onfoenem]

I didnt tell her
but i could if i wanted

if thats a close hb then thats fucked up. just keep it to yourself

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Let him goon

 

[Subhuman]

if thats a close hb then thats fucked up. just keep it to yourself

i told like one of my other friends but i never told the girl