i just cucked some dudes high mtb gf

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i deadass drove for like an hour, got to his crib, bro handed me a 100mg sildenafil (viagra) pill, his gf was laying on the bed rolling joints, asked for a drink cuz i normally cough from j's so bro gave me a dr.pepper (normally i drink only water but whatever), the gf handed me some quarter half g joint, lit it up for me ngl cuz i cant light for shit well and i toked, rest was yeah, bro watched

bro looked to be like a 5'9 mtn

after like 25 minutes he got pissed or smthn n told me to leave in a firm voice, and i was like damn alright. put my clothes that took way longer than it should have, and said goodbye. the gf very sweetly said bye after and something something being a nice time which was nice of her ig

after closing the door and walking a few steps i fr started running cuz i thought bro was gonnna kill me :ROFLMAO:

i'm in cia mode rn using his # rn to try and find who the gf was cuz she bad af lowk:lul:

didn't even get to finish tho, and still high from the drive back.

surreal shit brahs
 
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I hate when schizo niggas don't take their meds
 
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I hate when schizo niggas don't take their meds
idk bro its life as a high mtn ig lol

i used to be fat af when i was younger and got no attention from the girls so it's definitely a nice contrast
 
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idk bro its life as a high mtb ig lol

i used to be fat af when i was younger and got no attention from the girls so it's definitely a nice contrast
mtb
 
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No pic no care Niggaa
 
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Damn brutal if its true 5’9 is a manlet in 26 means its over for me next year when 5’10 also joins
 
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Damn brutal if its true 5’9 is a manlet in 26 means its over for me next year when 5’10 also joins
yeah i mean, it'd be pretty lame to fake haha.

i found bros full name using the cashapp phone number thing, found his facebook, found his dads comment and i looked in his friends list idk and it popped up a bunch of OF models:feelswhy:
 
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i'm not leaking pics:ROFLMAO: thats lame. tits were 9.2/10 tho fs, i dont wanna sound too graphic tho
Tales, no one cares unfortunately if no pics
 
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Tales from the cuck chair
 
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How'd you find the swingers?
 
Cool story bro
 
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tinders "non-monogamous" section of the explore page

@ivan.kuk forgot to reply lol
 
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Wasted if the bf didnt clear her up after u jizzed
 
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i deadass drove for like an hour, got to his crib, bro handed me a 100mg sildenafil (viagra) pill, his gf was laying on the bed rolling joints, asked for a drink cuz i normally cough from j's so bro gave me a dr.pepper (normally i drink only water but whatever), the gf handed me some quarter half g joint, lit it up for me ngl cuz i cant light for shit well and i toked, rest was yeah, bro watched

bro looked to be like a 5'9 mtn

after like 25 minutes he got pissed or smthn n told me to leave in a firm voice, and i was like damn alright. put my clothes that took way longer than it should have, and said goodbye. the gf very sweetly said bye after and something something being a nice time which was nice of her ig

after closing the door and walking a few steps i fr started running cuz i thought bro was gonnna kill me :ROFLMAO:

i'm in cia mode rn using his # rn to try and find who the gf was cuz she bad af lowk:lul:

didn't even get to finish tho, and still high from the drive back.

surreal shit brahs

Hahaha this shit funny asf I prolly woulda banged on the door screamed something then ran😂😂
 
Hahaha this shit funny asf I prolly woulda banged on the door screamed something then ran😂😂
nigha he woulda killed my ass:eek: he was not happy when he told me to leave either
 
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Cool story bro
Belive story tbh

I hate when you write any irl experiences everyone on the forum think it’s a larp when this literally the most stoner story I’ve ever heard jfl

all this nga did was walk in smoke a joint and leave

how tf is this a larp thread :feelskek:
 
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Belive story tbh

I hate when you write any irl experiences everyone on the forum think it’s a larp when this literally the most stoner story I’ve ever heard jfl

all this nga did was walk in smoke a joint and leave

how tf is this a larp thread :feelskek:
:ROFLMAO: idek bro some ppl just can't comprehend this shit brah
 
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Belive story tbh

I hate when you write any irl experiences everyone on the forum think it’s a larp when this literally the most stoner story I’ve ever heard jfl

all this nga did was walk in smoke a joint and leave

how tf is this a larp thread :feelskek:
I never said it was larp fella I said cool story
 
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I never said it was larp fella I said cool story
Nga I was agreeing with you

I just want to expand more on what I thought about the thread lol :feelskek:
 
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You cucking the girl meaning you hooked up with the dude
 

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