I just cummed in my sleep. I want to die.

[zombi3]

Was sleeping and I could feel something warm and sticky shooting out. Took a second to process but I sprinted out my bed and ran to the bathroom.

All that pent up semen just wasted. And on my birthday lmao.

It's really not funny man I want to jump out my balcony bro.

 

[Orion]

thats unfortunate bro i hope u can develop more semen

 

[iblamelana]

thats unfortunate bro i hope u can develop more semen

jfl

 

[qrdd]

All that pent up semen just wasted. And on my birthday lmao.

such a shame

happy birthday mane

 

[qrdd]

such a shame

happy birthday mane

would rep but outta reactions today

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Happens to everybody, I don't know how these nofappers semen retention guys can claim to never have this happen

 

[Brava]

Welcome to wet dreams

 

[birdcelclassic]

I’ve never had a wet dream. Probably giga low t trait

 

[zombi3]

Probably giga low t trait

Who me or you?

 

[birdcelclassic]

Who me or you?

Me because I’ve never had a wet dream

 

[CheezyPoof]

I’ve never had a wet dream. Probably giga low t trait

I had like two but that was only when I hadn’t jerked off in weeks. I wonder if anyone ever had them if they just jerk off like one a week at least.

 

[zombi3]

I had like two but that was only when I hadn’t jerked off in weeks. I wonder if anyone ever had them if they just jerk off like one a week at least.

Were you watching porn right before sleeping / sex dreaming?

 

[pony]

Is it this serious?

 

[zombi3]

Is it this serious?

Yeah I cant really operate properly in my day to day after a relapse. I get really bad anxiety and stuff

 

[CheezyPoof]

Were you watching porn right before sleeping / sex dreaming?

No I didn’t watch it at all during that time. (Still don’t but for a while I did in the past). But I mean if you never jack off or are lucky enough to have sex it only makes sense your fantasy gets overactive on your dreams and at some point it has to come out right?

People say it will just dissolve in the body by itself . Maybe it’s true in theory but in my experience it takes ages before that happens and it still drive you crazy thinking about sex so day so that doesn’t seem very convenient to me.

 

[KB_maxxer]

Was sleeping and I could feel something warm and sticky shooting out. Took a second to process but I sprinted out my bed and ran to the bathroom.

All that pent up semen just wasted. And on my birthday lmao.

It's really not funny man I want to jump out my balcony bro.

First time?

 

[zombi3]

First time?

Second time

 

[amvi0rr]

Was sleeping and I could feel something warm and sticky shooting out. Took a second to process but I sprinted out my bed and ran to the bathroom.

All that pent up semen just wasted. And on my birthday lmao.

It's really not funny man I want to jump out my balcony bro.

Nigga retard

 

[louismaxxed]

Was sleeping and I could feel something warm and sticky shooting out. Took a second to process but I sprinted out my bed and ran to the bathroom.

All that pent up semen just wasted. And on my birthday lmao.

It's really not funny man I want to jump out my balcony bro.

That’s lowk a good sign wet dreams are a sign of high test unless your having sex regularly you should be having them every now and then

 

[VIsaac_6]

Happy birthday

 

[zombi3]

Happy birthday

This makes me feel like bursting into tears yo

 

[VIsaac_6]

This makes me feel like bursting into tears yo

My greeting or you Nutting in yo sleep

 

[zombi3]

My greeting

Your greeting

 

[uglyretardednigga]

this is the greatest thread i have ever read