I JUST ENROLLED INTO COLLEGE INTRODUCTION PROGRAM (WILL I SLAYY??? COLLEGE SLAYING SPEEDRUN, REAL, NO LARP, DNR=FAGGOT)

[Peubert]

OK SO MY COLLEGE HAS A PROGRAM FOR FRESHMEN ,LIKE MYSELF, TO MEET PEOPLE AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH VARIOUS WORKSHOPS

BUT OFCOURSE YALL KNOW ME, BIG PEUBERT GOTTA GET HIS FIRST SLAY

SO I SELLECTED ALL THE WORKSHOPS I KNOW FOIDS ARE GONNA BE IN:

- ARTS AND CRAFTS (FOR THOSE ALT FOIDS )

- STUDYING AND PLANNING (FOR THOSE NERDY FOIDSSS)

-and sum shit abt club life cuz idk bro BUT THE POINT IS, IM GONNA SLAY LIKE BRO

MIND YOU, THE ACTUALL COLLEGE YEAR (for me atleast) STARTS AT 21TH OF SEPTEMBER AND THIS PROGRAM IS PLANNED ON THE 14TH


NOW IMAGINE I SLAY AN ENTIRE ROSTER OF FOIDS BRO INSTEAD OF BEING THE FRIENDLESS CHUD THATS TRYING TO GET ALLONG WITH PEOPLE

IMMA PULL UP WITH ALL THE FOIDS AROUND ME AND EVERYONE (WHICH MEANS freshmen that were too HIGH INHIB to join the program and slay like me) WILL BE LIKE:

"woaahhh who is this guy and WHY does he have some many WHORES on his dihhh"

"woaahhh i really wish i was that guyyy "

AND ILL HAVE CHAD STATUS ON MY FIRST DAY IN COLLEGE OH MY GAWD BRAH I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE PUHH

Spoiler: VISUAL REPRESENTATION

AND ILL BE MAKING A FOLLOW UP THREAD BRO. I PROMISE THIS WONT END IN A FAILED SLAY LIKE LAST TIME

TAGGING REAL NIGGAS
@justinAnomaly
@lenvoalt
@The Hatman
@chang cypionate
@Thodian

 

[Peubert]

BUMPPP

 

[Peubert]

@Stalker @Euron @RedDragonSlayer67 @BigBallsLarry

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

dnr

 

[Jgns]

thats pretty fun i didnt know uni had workshops. when I get back imma just aurafarm with my htn+ looks tho. workshops seem so fun tho

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Good luck with that

 

[𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫]

- ARTS AND CRAFTS (FOR THOSE ALT FOIDS )

- STUDYING AND PLANNING (FOR THOSE NERDY FOIDSSS)

-and sum shit abt club life cuz idk bro BUT THE POINT IS, IM GONNA SLAY LIKE BRO

 

[NEWBOYO]

I had a stroke reading this

 

[BigBallsLarry]

you should write "bigballslarry" on a girls tits as proof of your first collage slay.

 

[Peubert]

thats pretty fun i didnt know uni had workshops. when I get back imma just aurafarm with my htn+ looks tho. workshops seem so fun tho

no way ur htn+ bro holy shit but yeah they got workshops exclusive to freshmen, atleast in the college i go to

dnr

Check your pm's.

 

[Peubert]

you should write "bigballslarry" on a girls tits as proof of your first collage slay.

in my wildest dreams bro

 

[Jgns]

no way ur htn+ bro holy shit but yeah they got workshops exclusive to freshmen, atleast in the college i go to

Check your pm's.

I mean im mmtn rn but i will be when I get back into uni, ill be like 21 or smt though cause I gt take some time off for hardmaxxing so ill be unc but i will fs be htn+

 

[Peubert]

I had a stroke reading this

then read harder neegy

I mean im mmtn rn but i will be when I get back into uni, ill be like 21 or smt though cause I gt take some time off for hardmaxxing so ill be unc but i will fs be htn+

broo im like mtn too but im bloated as shit, but goodluck bro
just dont be like most grey fags and actually hardmaxx instead of yappin abt it

 

[Jgns]

then read harder neegy

broo im like mtn too but im bloated as shit, but goodluck bro
just dont be like most grey fags and actually hardmaxx instead of yappin abt it

hope ur able to debloat, just spam bananas they taste good too, and yeah going to travel this month hopefully to turkey

 

[Peubert]

B

 

[Peubert]

hope ur able to debloat, just spam bananas they taste good too, and yeah going to travel this month hopefully to turkey

turkey?? hmmm are you trying to get a hair transplant? mirin bro

 

[Peubert]

@ØUROBOROS @sonic55555 @Regret @copemaxingll

 

[mangotimer]

OK SO MY COLLEGE HAS A PROGRAM FOR FRESHMEN ,LIKE MYSELF, TO MEET PEOPLE AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH VARIOUS WORKSHOPS

BUT OFCOURSE YALL KNOW ME, BIG PEUBERT GOTTA GET HIS FIRST SLAY View attachment 5538295

SO I SELLECTED ALL THE WORKSHOPS I KNOW FOIDS ARE GONNA BE IN:

- ARTS AND CRAFTS (FOR THOSE ALT FOIDS )

- STUDYING AND PLANNING (FOR THOSE NERDY FOIDSSS)

-and sum shit abt club life cuz idk bro BUT THE POINT IS, IM GONNA SLAY LIKE BRO

MIND YOU, THE ACTUALL COLLEGE YEAR (for me atleast) STARTS AT 21TH OF SEPTEMBER AND THIS PROGRAM IS PLANNED ON THE 14TH


NOW IMAGINE I SLAY AN ENTIRE ROSTER OF FOIDS BRO INSTEAD OF BEING THE FRIENDLESS CHUD THATS TRYING TO GET ALLONG WITH PEOPLE

IMMA PULL UP WITH ALL THE FOIDS AROUND ME AND EVERYONE (WHICH MEANS freshmen that were too HIGH INHIB to join the program and slay like me) WILL BE LIKE:

"woaahhh who is this guy and WHY does he have some many WHORES on his dihhh"

"woaahhh i really wish i was that guyyy "

AND ILL HAVE CHAD STATUS ON MY FIRST DAY IN COLLEGE OH MY GAWD BRAH I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE PUHH

Spoiler: VISUAL REPRESENTATION

View attachment 5538266

AND ILL BE MAKING A FOLLOW UP THREAD BRO. I PROMISE THIS WONT END IN A FAILED SLAY LIKE LAST TIME

TAGGING REAL NIGGAS
@justinAnomaly
@lenvoalt
@The Hatman
@chang cypionate
@Thodian

Wow

 

[Jgns]

turkey?? hmmm are you trying to get a hair transplant? mirin bro

bimax with inframalars hopefully and ty bro

 

[ØUROBOROS]

OK SO MY COLLEGE HAS A PROGRAM FOR FRESHMEN ,LIKE MYSELF, TO MEET PEOPLE AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH VARIOUS WORKSHOPS

BUT OFCOURSE YALL KNOW ME, BIG PEUBERT GOTTA GET HIS FIRST SLAY View attachment 5538295

SO I SELLECTED ALL THE WORKSHOPS I KNOW FOIDS ARE GONNA BE IN:

- ARTS AND CRAFTS (FOR THOSE ALT FOIDS )

- STUDYING AND PLANNING (FOR THOSE NERDY FOIDSSS)

-and sum shit abt club life cuz idk bro BUT THE POINT IS, IM GONNA SLAY LIKE BRO

MIND YOU, THE ACTUALL COLLEGE YEAR (for me atleast) STARTS AT 21TH OF SEPTEMBER AND THIS PROGRAM IS PLANNED ON THE 14TH


NOW IMAGINE I SLAY AN ENTIRE ROSTER OF FOIDS BRO INSTEAD OF BEING THE FRIENDLESS CHUD THATS TRYING TO GET ALLONG WITH PEOPLE

IMMA PULL UP WITH ALL THE FOIDS AROUND ME AND EVERYONE (WHICH MEANS freshmen that were too HIGH INHIB to join the program and slay like me) WILL BE LIKE:

"woaahhh who is this guy and WHY does he have some many WHORES on his dihhh"

"woaahhh i really wish i was that guyyy "

AND ILL HAVE CHAD STATUS ON MY FIRST DAY IN COLLEGE OH MY GAWD BRAH I CAN ALREADY TASTE THE PUHH

Spoiler: VISUAL REPRESENTATION

View attachment 5538266

AND ILL BE MAKING A FOLLOW UP THREAD BRO. I PROMISE THIS WONT END IN A FAILED SLAY LIKE LAST TIME

TAGGING REAL NIGGAS
@justinAnomaly
@lenvoalt
@The Hatman
@chang cypionate
@Thodian

Really rooting for you bro I'm looking forward to all the slaying stories

 

[Peubert]

bimax with inframalars hopefully and ty bro

holy shit bro goodluck u just gotta mentally prepare for the crazy bloat post op

goodluck though this could ascend u crazy high

Really rooting for you bro I'm looking forward to all the slaying stories

did u like my drawing bhai? cuz i feel like no one looks at those

 

[Informationcapitali]

you should write "bigballslarry" on a girls tits as proof of your first collage slay.

Even better if hes lowkey underage and he gets a prime underage foid to write down your name in. Then he can lowkey post the pics on .org and give you hugggeee mega aura by showing off prime underage property of bigballslary

Gahd that be so cool if bigballslary could get a dub like that

 

[Peubert]

Even better if hes lowkey underage and he gets a prime underage foid to write down your name in. Then he can lowkey post the pics on .org and give you hugggeee mega aura by showing off prime underage property of bigballslary

bro nooo way a foid is gonna let me do that im a mtn bro

but imma add this to my bucket list, imagine the org aura

 

[Cr™]

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[Peubert]

Inb4 manifesto

who?

 

[Cr™]

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[Medullary_Ray]

Diversity is important. Make sure to gather all types like they’re pokemon (exluding the dark type)

 

[Peubert]

You , after being brutally rejected and humilated youll rope

already happend lowkey
MY PROM EXPERIENCE WAS ASSS

 

[Peubert]

Diversity is important. Make sure to gather all types like they’re pokemon (exluding the dark type)

and also excluding arab foids bro unless theyre htb because

 

[Cr™]

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[Cr™]

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[Peubert]

I knew you were a dirty nigger im awaiting that manifesto gladly now

yeah you're going on that ignore list, faggot

and dont try to advertise in my dms again u fucking bloodsucking musquito jew

dirty cockroach nigger

 

[Peubert]

Wow

u mirin brah? see u in a few months then

ill tag u when i slay

 

[Cr™]

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[Cr™]

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[lenvoalt]

YO IS THAT YOU PEUBERT️️man back in
High school we used to call you the tingly vacuum that neck and tongue game behind the bleachers was legendary
We should hang out again call me OK

 

[Medullary_Ray]

and also excluding arab foids bro unless theyre htb because

You’d settle for anything less than htb? Raise your standards, king!!!

 

[Cr™]

You’d settle for anything less than htb? Raise your standards, king!!!

Can you write to him that crtm told him to kill his black self

 

[Peubert]

You’d settle for anything less than htb? Raise your standards, king!!!

fuck you're right

ITS HTB OR NOTHING

 

[Peubert]

 

[ØUROBOROS]

Did u like my drawing bhai? cuz i feel like no one looks at those

Yeah bro it really brought the vision to life for me also you included all kinds of women around which is a cool detail since it means if you get bored of one type of women you can move to another one in your roster great thinking bro

 

[Euron]

Tell them that yk who euron is.

 

[Thodian]

Slay