I JUST FOUND OUT BOTH MY PARENTS ARE 5’3

[bottleofwater]

I WAS WRONG EITH PREVIOUS MESDUREMENTS HOKY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING OVER I WNET ON A HEIGHT CALCULATOR THINGY AND IT SAID ILL BE 5’3 ITS SO FUCKING OVER


HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO ROPE IDENFINETELY MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE AWFUL NO WAY THEY HAVE TO BE LYING


ITS ALL IN MY HEAD NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY


HOOY SHIT I WAS CRYING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT


WHY DID THEY EVEN REPRODUCE???!!!!

IM 5’1 AT 15 AND ITS DUE TO THEIR SHITTY GENES IT NEVER FUCKING BEGAN

 

[crazyguy]

I WAS WRONG EITH PREVIOUS MESDUREMENTS HOKY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING OVER I WNET ON A HEIGHT CALCULATOR THINGY AND IT SAID ILL BE 5’3 ITS SO FUCKING OVER


HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO ROPE IDENFINETELY MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE AWFUL NO WAY THEY HAVE TO BE LYING


ITS ALL IN MY HEAD NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY


HOOY SHIT I WAS CRYING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT


WHY DID THEY EVEN REPRODUCE???!!!!

IM 5’1 AT 15 AND ITS DUE TO THEIR SHITTY GENES IT NEVER FUCKING BEGAN

Manlet manlet manlet manlet

 

[Jatt]

I WAS WRONG EITH PREVIOUS MESDUREMENTS HOKY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING OVER I WNET ON A HEIGHT CALCULATOR THINGY AND IT SAID ILL BE 5’3 ITS SO FUCKING OVER


HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO ROPE IDENFINETELY MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE AWFUL NO WAY THEY HAVE TO BE LYING


ITS ALL IN MY HEAD NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY


HOOY SHIT I WAS CRYING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT


WHY DID THEY EVEN REPRODUCE???!!!!

IM 5’1 AT 15 AND ITS DUE TO THEIR SHITTY GENES IT NEVER FUCKING BEGAN

Holy fucking shit

Time to femboy max

 

[Proex]

I WAS WRONG EITH PREVIOUS MESDUREMENTS HOKY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING OVER I WNET ON A HEIGHT CALCULATOR THINGY AND IT SAID ILL BE 5’3 ITS SO FUCKING OVER


HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO ROPE IDENFINETELY MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE AWFUL NO WAY THEY HAVE TO BE LYING


ITS ALL IN MY HEAD NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY


HOOY SHIT I WAS CRYING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT


WHY DID THEY EVEN REPRODUCE???!!!!

IM 5’1 AT 15 AND ITS DUE TO THEIR SHITTY GENES IT NEVER FUCKING BEGAN

how tall are they?

 

[FaceandBBC]

5’1” at 15 is fucking lethal. You most likely won’t get past 5’5” when done with puberty.

 

[bottleofwater]

how tall are they?

THE TITLE

 

[bottleofwater]

UPDATE HOLD ON MY MUM CLAIMS TO BE 10CM TALLER THAN MY DAD IM GONNA CHECK THIS OUT SOON

 

[Proex]

THE TITLE

brutal

 

[Enfant terrible]

my father is

6’1​

​

 

[Asiangymmax]

Holy fucking shit

Time to femboy max

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nigga my mom is 149cm and my dad is 167cm

 

[ethnic subhuman]

my father is

6’1​

​

I hate you, hello may you die soon

 

[Enfant terrible]

I hate you, hello may you die soon

I didnt get his height iam a 6ft power manlet

 

[ethnic subhuman]

I didnt get his height iam a 6ft power manlet

Hello, please die soon, I hate you so much.

 

[SoNotFunny]

Hgh my guy. Who cares about the consequences, you’ll be dead at 5’3 irregardless

 

[Enfant terrible]

Hello, please die soon, I hate you so much.

growth hormone therapy is your answer

 

[Bl0odKn1ght]

I didnt get his height iam a 6ft power manlet

Had the opposite happen to me

Dad 5'11 and me 6'1 1/2

 

[ethnic subhuman]

growth hormone therapy is your answer

Dude, please die. We don't need people over 6'0. You're going to inflate the height and the Foids will start complaining about men who are 7'0.

 

[Enfant terrible]

Dude, please die. We don't need people over 6'0. You're going to inflate the height and the Foids will start complaining about men who are 7'0.

get the hgh if you want to live

 

[jflsnowdzz]

how did you only find out now lol, do you not live with them? Also why tf arent you already on hgh, 5'1 at 15 is beyond rope tier plus you know you're cooked since both your parents are midgets

 

[bottleofwater]

how did you only find out now lol, do you not live with them? Also why tf arent you already on hgh, 5'1 at 15 is beyond rope tier plus you know you're cooked since both your parents are midgets

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