I just found the only thing landwhales are good for

[MrCrig]

Ive figured it out

Everytime im at chipotle getting a burrito the skinny people never give me good portions, meanwhile the fat people jam pack my shit full

A hungry man dreams of bread or some shit like that, they give me what portion they would want

I am now only ordering chipotle if a fat bitch is making my food

@supergoat972 @Starborn
@coastal @ihatefoids65 @chris34

-MrCrig

 

[Petsmart]

Low IQ she might eat it before you get it

 

[MrCrig]

Low IQ she might eat it before you get it

Fair enough, they do be hungry

 

[supergoat972]

HAHHA good one man. Keep the anti landwhale posts coming!