I just fucked my dick up

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Got a penis pump. Used it for the first time today while doing math homework. Forgot it was on, maybe had it there at least 30 mins on high suck.

My dick is now extremely bloated and covered in little red splotches and looks deformed. It's over 6" in girth FLACCID. Normally it's under 5.5" with a full on viagra erection.

No I will not post pics so don't fucking ask.
 
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imagine bloatmaxxing your dick JFL
 
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untermensch
 
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congrats u have peyronie's
 
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The tube is 8" girth so I knew I fucked up when I saw that I filled out the entire tube. I don't think I can get an erection now and I don't want to try, it hurts to touch. The bloat is already starting to deflate though.
 
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Wtf. Why am I hearing about it thee first time?
 
The tube is 8" girth so I knew I fucked up when I saw that I filled out the entire tube. I don't think I can get an erection now and I don't want to try, it hurts to touch. The bloat is already starting to deflate though.
lmfao i’m dying. i’m just imagining a bloated slug
 
The tube is 8" girth so I knew I fucked up when I saw that I filled out the entire tube. I don't think I can get an erection now and I don't want to try, it hurts to touch. The bloat is already starting to deflate though.
bro ur playing with fire.

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When I was a teenager I experimented with various objects. One time I put my semi near the opening of a lotion bottle and then squeezed the container hard. It created a vacuum and my dick somehow got pulled inside. Ever since that day I have a slight hourglass shape when flaccid.
 
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Maximum kek
 
It's over for your dick
 
No I will not post pics so don't fucking ask.
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ok then :feelsyay:
 
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I see you are on fire lol
 
When I spin my flaccid dick like a helicopter in a warm shower, it lengthens substantially for a bit. I wonder if this extends the penis.
 
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When I spin my flaccid dick like a helicopter in a warm shower, it lengthens substantially for a bit. I wonder if this extends the penis.
Helicoptermaxxing
 
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When I spin my flaccid dick like a helicopter in a warm shower, it lengthens substantially for a bit. I wonder if this extends the penis.
When your penis is in hot climates/temperatures it extends and grows. Keep your dick hot and it'll grow, Africans which LIVE in Africa have larger dicks because of this sole reason.
 
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When your penis is in hot climates/temperatures it extends and grows. Keep your dick hot and it'll grow, Africans which LIVE in Africa have larger dicks because of this sole reason.
Brb living in my shower
 
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It happened to me at 16 after I jacked off 6 times in a row.
Massive girth even flaccid, lasted for 3 days but it was useless in that state
 
Exposing any part of your body to a vaccuum is like sticking it out into space. Your dick's blood vessels have ruptured. Congratulations you might lose your penis.
 
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gayest shit ive read lol
 
brb using pics since no imagination
 
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anyone know if op's penis ever returned to normal?
 
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Size is cope
 
when the suc was too strong
 

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