I just fucking got attacked for being "too handsome" apparently

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So I have been wearing my colored contacts and with my dark triad hair light eyes combo I had insane coloring and was looking like a god..

Bones poppin', jawline sharp as fuck, ogee curve is insane and much more.. I had ate nothing and had popped lasix too..i was just walking in the street making people mire my looks and just mogging people.

So a retarded ass group of niggas attacked me for being too handsome they jealous of me he had a knife

So basically he charged me with the knife but then my hand instantly went to my holster and i pulled out a Glock 22. Then he kept running so i took it out and shot him 3 times in the head and 4 more times it hit his chest and shit

His friends also started running away but two of them was pissed and he thought i ran out of ammo well yup they charged me but i instantly reloaded the 9MM and they said fuck it and kept running

Well they also had knives so I killed them with my firearm..

Then another nigga with a gun pulled up and we start getting into a gunfight but i ended up blowing his brains out

Now the cops arrived and im not even being taken to court since its all self defense lmao. So im free and not getting charged

Moral of the story being chad is hard. It makes incels wanna attack u
 
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