I just fucking took 2000mg of caffeine when do I die

[ascend12.]

Me and my boy got broken up on the same day and we decided to go to the gym filled with fucking anger and he decided to be stupid ash and take 1000mg of caffeine so I knowing me I compete a lot so I took 2x that and he matched guess what we both fucking ended in the hospital almost on our death bed thankfully the paramedics arrived in time if not goodbye gooners

 

[Ant!]

You're baiting at this point lmao

 

[ascend12.]

You're baiting at this point lmao

Nah these are my stories I’m a crazy guy

 

[neverbegan88]

natural selection atp

 

[erlang]

K bud.We understand now that everything is larp.

 

[Dio Brando]

Me and my boy got broken up on the same day and we decided to go to the gym filled with fucking anger and he decided to be stupid ash and take 1000mg of caffeine so I knowing me I compete a lot so I took 2x that and he matched guess what we both fucking ended in the hospital almost on our death bed thankfully the paramedics arrived in time if not goodbye gooners

You’ll be good as long as you don’t go do some stupid shit like run a marathon I’ve taken up to 2.2g on retarted pre workout days when I was like 15 and was fine just stay of it for a while, to actually “die” you gotta take 3-4g

 

[ThomasDeutsch]

Rookie numbers
Try 4000 mg next time