I just got a notification in the mail regarding a neighborhood sex offender

[BadLuck7892]

To quote Kramer: "He's a nigger!!!!"

 

[Asa*]

so you gotta one up him

 

[james_2006]

Holy shit how far away is he from your house

 

[BadLuck7892]

so you gotta one up him

I one up him by doing something he'll never do: Be human

 

[BadLuck7892]

Holy shit how far away is he from your house

He's pretty close to me.

He doesn't have an address (he's homeless). Yet the notice said he's frequently spotted lingering by a church less than a 10 minute walk from me

 

[james_2006]

He's pretty close to me.

He doesn't have an address (he's homeless). Yet the notice said he's frequently spotted lingering by a church less than a 10 minute walk from me

Get some people to slime him he shouldn’t be around anymore

 

[Nago]

every content creators dream

 

[BadLuck7892]

Get some people to slime him he shouldn’t be around anymore

The notice said his conviction is from Illinois

He needs to GTFO of this state (and move back to Illinois)

 

[BadLuck7892]

Tagging @Lefty Rankin, @SoundnVision, and @soulless_npc because you're some of the few other posters old enough to get/remember the Kramer reference

 

[SoundnVision]

Holy shit how far away is he from your house

Why does that matter?

 

[james_2006]

Why does that matter?

just tryna make sure @BadLuck7892 was safe from this dude

 

[SoundnVision]

just tryna make sure @BadLuck7892 was safe from this dude

Yeah dude I'm sure a sex offended is going after a middle aged incel jfl

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yeah dude I'm sure a sex offended is going after a middle aged incel jfl

Regardless of my age, inceldom, and the sexuality of the sex offender (I have no idea if he's gay/straight/bi/pedo/etc), no one wants to live near a homeless sex offender ape

Besides, in the event he's gay, there's a high chance he would be into me. Gay guys come onto me a lot. I'm only an incel because my preferred market (straight foids) is turned off by my autism

 

[whitecelcoper]

He doesn't have an address (he's homeless).

No I'm not what are you talking about