I just got caught jerking off

[Looxmaxzer]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

 

[TrueRamirez]

Oh shit

 

[TrueRamirez]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

Ur cook

 

[TrueRamirez]

Cooked

 

[sergdying]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

Searching around the internet
virus on the computer
pants slipped off bro

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Searching around the internet
virus on the computer
pants slipped off bro

Omg niga what excuse do I make
I'm fucked

 

[GhenCohen]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

tch fag, u should locking eye contact doood

 

[Looxmaxzer]

tch fag, u should locking eye contact dooodView attachment 4743418

Ew nigger

 

[rawr]

 

[sergdying]

Omg niga what excuse do I make
I'm fucked

u don't need one if she doesnt ask. never been caught personally cuz i only goon in the shower or when im taking a shit

 

[Looxmaxzer]

u don't need one if she doesnt ask. never been caught personally cuz i only goon in the shower or when im taking a shit

Bru she thought I was jerking off (I was) but but I need a good excuse man so I can let her know my underwear malfunctioned and that I can't wear a new one
Should I put water in it to make it look like I pissed myself or something which is why the pants were down ?

 

[TrueRamirez]

Bru she thought I was jerking off (I was) but but I need a good excuse man so I can let her know my underwear malfunctioned and that I can't wear a new one
Should I put water in it to make it look like I pissed myself or something which is why the pants were down ?

You know she is just gonna forget about it right

 

[TrueRamirez]

u don't need one if she doesnt ask. never been caught personally cuz i only goon in the shower or when im taking a shit

Very uncomfortable place to jerk off

 

[sergdying]

Bru she thought I was jerking off (I was) but but I need a good excuse man so I can let her know my underwear malfunctioned and that I can't wear a new one
Should I put water in it to make it look like I pissed myself or something which is why the pants were down ?

Nigga shes a grown foid not a kid, just accept it

 

[Chadeep]

Don't goon in a brown household

 

[sergdying]

Very uncomfortable place to jerk off

Its the best

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Nigga shes a grown foid not a kid, just accept it

Fuck
Dude I need to lock my doors properly
But she gets mad at me when I do, so now she'll prob think imtgooning everytime the door is locked

 

[sergdying]

Fuck
Dude I need to lock my doors properly
But she gets mad at me when I do, so now she'll prob think imtgooning everytime the door is locked

Or just don't goon in ur room and do it in the bathroom or shower nigga

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Or just don't goon in ur room and do it in the bathroom or shower nigga

Ye dude I think imma just keep my room door unlocked for a few days
And then I shall be good

 

[TrueRamirez]

Its the best

Best place is in the bed lol

 

[TrueRamirez]

Don't goon in a brown household

THank god my parents always suspected I was a gooner when I was a teenager, they never got all up in my buisness

 

[sergdying]

Best place is in the bed lol

Only when home alone and whenever i cum you can smell it so i do it somehwere where i can just mask the smell.
shower = soap
toilet = shit
room= goes away in like 3 hours

 

[Looxmaxzer]

THank god my parents always suspected I was a gooner when I was a teenager, they never got all up in my buisness

Lucky nigga

 

[14shooter]

Ye dude I think imma just keep my room door unlocked for a few days
And then I shall be good

Just tell her you were changing your clothes and then noticed your underwear was worn out or whatever. And she probably won't ask so you'll have to go to her at some point and say you were changing then realised you need new underwear, the main topic you have to talk about is getting new underwear and just slip in that you were changing

 

[TrueRamirez]

Lucky nigga

Lucky for having parents that accept my basic biological reality ?
Muslims are so retarded

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Just tell her you were changing your clothes and then noticed your underwear was worn out or whatever. And she probably won't ask so you'll have to go to her at some point and say you were changing then realised you need new underwear, the main topic you have to talk about is getting new underwear and just slip in that you were changing

HOLY good excuse Bhai thank you

 

[TrueRamirez]

Just tell her you were changing your clothes and then noticed your underwear was worn out or whatever. And she probably won't ask so you'll have to go to her at some point and say you were changing then realised you need new underwear, the main topic you have to talk about is getting new underwear and just slip in that you were changing

If he was stroking it and it was hard she ain't believing it

 

[Looxmaxzer]

If he was stroking it and it was hard she ain't believing it

Luckily no but I was hard
Dude stupid fucking cortisolmaxxing as soon as I woke up

 

[inceltriad78]

Did she see you hard over if she did

 

[TrueRamirez]

Luckily no but I was hard
Dude stupid fucking cortisolmaxxing as soon as I woke up

Dw she will forget about it, like just imagine her forgetting about it cause she wouldn't remember shit like that for that long
Like who gives a shit even if you were doing that, people forget things, give it a few days or a few weeks, actually, give it one day.

 

[Sayori]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

Nga, she knows what u were doing she is not a tard

she is going to tell ur dad and they will not acknowledge what u were doing but they will know when looking at ur face while talking to you

they will always know what u did today

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Dw she will forget about it, like just imagine her forgetting about it cause she wouldn't remember shit like that for that long
Like who gives a shit even if you were doing that, people forget things, give it a few days or a few weeks, actually, give it one day.

Good advice bhai

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Nga, she knows what u were doing she is not a tard

she is going to tell ur dad and they will not acknowledge what u were doing but they will know when looking at ur face while talking to you

they will always know what u did today

Hopefully not nigga

 

[logicalpill850]

Searching around the internet
virus on the computer
pants slipped off bro

my pants have a mind of its own

 

[TrueRamirez]

Did she see you hard over if she did

That's better than seeing him soft

 

[TrueRamirez]

Good advice bhai

Keep this in mind whenever you get embarrassed but there's only one witness and no camera footage, you will likely be alright

 

[TrueRamirez]

Good advice bhai

If there's camera footage just say that's AI

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Nga, she knows what u were doing she is not a tard

she is going to tell ur dad and they will not acknowledge what u were doing but they will know when looking at ur face while talking to you

they will always know what u did today

In my defense, both my phones were closed and on the bed, I was looking like irritated and not horny just irritated cause I had just woken up, and I was immediately trying to find new undies, idk mane

 

[TrueRamirez]

Bru she thought I was jerking off (I was) but but I need a good excuse man so I can let her know my underwear malfunctioned and that I can't wear a new one
Should I put water in it to make it look like I pissed myself or something which is why the pants were down ?

You would seriously risk looking like you pissed rather than came ?

 

[TrueRamirez]

In my defense, both my phones were closed and on the bed, I was looking like irritated and not horny just irritated cause I had just woken up, and I was immediately trying to find new undies, idk mane

Okay nigga this is not convincing enough

 

[markye67]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

Question. How many times do you jerk off a day

 

[Jatt]

The door was open and I had gotten up to close it but my mom entered right as I got up and I quickly pulled my pants back up and blamed the underwear I said "wtf I need a new underwear" and shit doesn't make sense cuz why would I need a new one
Now I feel like I need an excuse to say I needed a new one
Maybe this was strangling my balls or smth

Did she see your BPC LUND