I just got laid for the first time in 9 months

[azuzu]

It’s not over guys. My only chance at getting laid was my ex wanting to see me and I knew it could happen but probably not. She messaged me like 10 hours ago and asked to see me. I went to her place and listened to her problems for like 2 hours before she started kissing me I couldn’t believe it. We watched some bullshit tv show and I just got back to my apartment. This proves my fucking theory. Chances of getting laid when a woman is depressed or distressed = 100000x. I barely lasted 5 seconds, came in milliseconds literally as soon as I put it in and i don’t give a fuck so worth it. It’s not over for us guys

 

[watah]

4/10 fiction, could’ve been more detailed

 

[PARISIEN]

4/10 fiction, could’ve been more detailed

The 5 second details make this a real story imo

 

[Vermilioncore]

 

[azuzu]

4/10 fiction, could’ve been more detailed

Was it all a dream?

 

[azuzu]

The 5 second details make this a real story imo

I’m shocked I can’t believe it happened. It’s probably the last time it happens too I definitely left her unsatisfied

 

[User28823]

 

[PARISIEN]

I’m shocked I can’t believe it happened. It’s probably the last time it happens too I definitely left her unsatisfied

If you did good foreplay you are excused

 

[azuzu]

That’s the only thing you can do lmfao smart man. Make her cum with fingers so there’s no pressure to perform

If you did good foreplay you are excused

 

[azuzu]

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am I hallucinating

 

[beefliverontop]

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What was up with this guy?
His insta was creepy as fuck.

 

[Vermilioncore]

What was up with this guy?
His insta was creepy as fuck.

Dark triad psycho

 

[enriquecel]

It’s not over guys. My only chance at getting laid was my ex wanting to see me and I knew it could happen but probably not. She messaged me like 10 hours ago and asked to see me. I went to her place and listened to her problems for like 2 hours before she started kissing me I couldn’t believe it. We watched some bullshit tv show and I just got back to my apartment. This proves my fucking theory. Chances of getting laid when a woman is depressed or distressed = 100000x. I barely lasted 5 seconds, came in milliseconds literally as soon as I put it in and i don’t give a fuck so worth it. It’s not over for us guys

ok

 

[Enfant terrible]

cuck

 

[MoggerGaston]

2 hours of being an emotional tampon for 5 seconds of sex, worth?

 

[JohnDoe]

tales from the homeless shelter in kosovo

 

[BideltMaxer]

Tales from insane asylum in Bangkok

 

[azuzu]

True