I just got laid for the first time in 9 months

azuzu

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It’s not over guys. My only chance at getting laid was my ex wanting to see me and I knew it could happen but probably not. She messaged me like 10 hours ago and asked to see me. I went to her place and listened to her problems for like 2 hours before she started kissing me I couldn’t believe it. We watched some bullshit tv show and I just got back to my apartment. This proves my fucking theory. Chances of getting laid when a woman is depressed or distressed = 100000x. I barely lasted 5 seconds, came in milliseconds literally as soon as I put it in and i don’t give a fuck so worth it. It’s not over for us guys
 
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4/10 fiction, could’ve been more detailed
 
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The 5 second details make this a real story imo
I’m shocked I can’t believe it happened. It’s probably the last time it happens too I definitely left her unsatisfied
 
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I’m shocked I can’t believe it happened. It’s probably the last time it happens too I definitely left her unsatisfied
If you did good foreplay you are excused
 
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That’s the only thing you can do lmfao smart man. Make her cum with fingers so there’s no pressure to perform 💯
If you did good foreplay you are excused
 
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It’s not over guys. My only chance at getting laid was my ex wanting to see me and I knew it could happen but probably not. She messaged me like 10 hours ago and asked to see me. I went to her place and listened to her problems for like 2 hours before she started kissing me I couldn’t believe it. We watched some bullshit tv show and I just got back to my apartment. This proves my fucking theory. Chances of getting laid when a woman is depressed or distressed = 100000x. I barely lasted 5 seconds, came in milliseconds literally as soon as I put it in and i don’t give a fuck so worth it. It’s not over for us guys
ok
 
cuck
 
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2 hours of being an emotional tampon for 5 seconds of sex, worth?
 
tales from the homeless shelter in kosovo
 
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Tales from insane asylum in Bangkok
 

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