n0rthface
CHOOSE LIFE
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So today I went to a Mexican restaurant with a bunch of my normie friends, and the experience was completely humiliating.
Everything was fine at first, conversation was smooth. We were talking about TV shows, movies etc just a bunch of normie shit. I like to think I was the mogger In situation compared to my beta normie friends and the low tier Becky girls that were with us. That all changed when my friends friend came… I saw him riding into the car park on a motorcycle, still smoking a cigarette as he walked into the restaurant.
He sat down and instantly became the centre of attention.
Chad jaw, hunter eyes and bleach blonde hair “he looks like a fag” I told myself, I was coping…
When we were ordering our food the waitress eye fucked him the whole time. “Why don’t you just suck his cock right now”? I thought. After our food arrived chad glanced over at me and smirked. He then started to eat his food as quickly as possible, I started to vacuum up my tacos in great haste. My beta stomach just couldn’t keep up with chads superior digestive system.
After food, chad told us stories of party adventures, “how he literally boned the hottest chick last night”. I was seething with rage, I had to come up with a plan to mog the absolute shit out of him. Suddenly I felt it… fumes from the Mexican food were building up in my asshole.
I shook with excitement “yes, this is my chance!”
I got ready to unleash my gas cloud of death
“This is gonna be huge”
“FUCK, all those gas fumes saved up and that’s all my asshole could muster? A little fag puff?!” I thought.
Chad was the only person who noticed the pathetic pass of gas, nobody else heard it or smelt it. I felt completely demasculated and beta.
Chad locks eye contact with me, lifts one leg and….
Chad Let’s out the biggest fart I’ve ever heard in my life, it sounded like one of Gabriel’s trumpets. A gas tune blessed by the heavens. I felt my balls shrinking, I was almost brought to tears. But that wasn’t the end, then came the smell. This fart STUNK, it smelt like a raccoon had crawled up his asshole and died. A brutal toxic gas cloud consumed our table and other tables near by. A baby started crying a few tables down, chad started laughing like a high T dark triad beast.
I was completely enraged, veins on my forehead were sticking out, I was shaking and I was practically drenched in sweat. My beta fag normie friend asked me if i was “okay”.
“I’m fine” I murmured… while chad continued laughing.
Everything was fine at first, conversation was smooth. We were talking about TV shows, movies etc just a bunch of normie shit. I like to think I was the mogger In situation compared to my beta normie friends and the low tier Becky girls that were with us. That all changed when my friends friend came… I saw him riding into the car park on a motorcycle, still smoking a cigarette as he walked into the restaurant.
He sat down and instantly became the centre of attention.
Chad jaw, hunter eyes and bleach blonde hair “he looks like a fag” I told myself, I was coping…
When we were ordering our food the waitress eye fucked him the whole time. “Why don’t you just suck his cock right now”? I thought. After our food arrived chad glanced over at me and smirked. He then started to eat his food as quickly as possible, I started to vacuum up my tacos in great haste. My beta stomach just couldn’t keep up with chads superior digestive system.
After food, chad told us stories of party adventures, “how he literally boned the hottest chick last night”. I was seething with rage, I had to come up with a plan to mog the absolute shit out of him. Suddenly I felt it… fumes from the Mexican food were building up in my asshole.
I shook with excitement “yes, this is my chance!”
I got ready to unleash my gas cloud of death
“This is gonna be huge”
“FUCK, all those gas fumes saved up and that’s all my asshole could muster? A little fag puff?!” I thought.
Chad was the only person who noticed the pathetic pass of gas, nobody else heard it or smelt it. I felt completely demasculated and beta.
Chad locks eye contact with me, lifts one leg and….
Chad Let’s out the biggest fart I’ve ever heard in my life, it sounded like one of Gabriel’s trumpets. A gas tune blessed by the heavens. I felt my balls shrinking, I was almost brought to tears. But that wasn’t the end, then came the smell. This fart STUNK, it smelt like a raccoon had crawled up his asshole and died. A brutal toxic gas cloud consumed our table and other tables near by. A baby started crying a few tables down, chad started laughing like a high T dark triad beast.
I was completely enraged, veins on my forehead were sticking out, I was shaking and I was practically drenched in sweat. My beta fag normie friend asked me if i was “okay”.
“I’m fine” I murmured… while chad continued laughing.
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