I just got reminded of when i got caught..

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Smoking cigarettes, taking nicotine pouches and smoking weed all at the same time

Cuz I saw the title of @catboy09 s thread about taking a walk

I was bored one evening and craving nicotine but I had used up all my nicotine pouches and there were only the used ones left

Luckily I had bought a pack of cigarettes the same day but how could I smoke them whole my dad was home?

So I thought why not go for a late evening walk but it would be too suspicious to just take a walk cuz I never do that (ldar foe life)

Anyway I go for a walk and while I walk I start smoking

The first one was so good so I couldn't stop myself from the second one even tho I knew it would start to smell

I came home and my dad was walking out the door going somewhere so he hugged me

And then it happened..
That hug.... it was a little too long.. and then I heard a very quiet snif..

He walked outside and acted like nothing was going on so I thought shi was sweet

The next day comes around and I'm watching some movie and both my parents walk in

And then they just start talking about how they found everything....

And now you might ask "well pneumat we'll how did they find the weed?" Well they checked my pockets thinking they would find only cigarettes


But they found a pack for nicotine pouches too and in that nicotine pouches was a fat ball of weed

I thought I was dreaming when they confronted me

Even worse
I bought that weed SPECIFICALLY for me and this hmtb blonde with a fat ass cuz she kept asking if we should smoke together

I'm a but thankful that it got taken tho cuz I'm really retarded and bloated when I smoke

This is a year ago now

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Jesus this is way too long

 

[catboy09]

all cause of me btw

 

[jgrey080]

tldr???

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

tldr???

Eccentially

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

Somebody read this

 

[copemaxxer609]

Smoking cigarettes, taking nicotine pouches and smoking weed all at the same time

Cuz I saw the title of @catboy09 s thread about taking a walk

I was bored one evening and craving nicotine but I had used up all my nicotine pouches and there were only the used ones left

Luckily I had bought a pack of cigarettes the same day but how could I smoke them whole my dad was home?

So I thought why not go for a late evening walk but it would be too suspicious to just take a walk cuz I never do that (ldar foe life)

Anyway I go for a walk and while I walk I start smoking

The first one was so good so I couldn't stop myself from the second one even tho I knew it would start to smell

I came home and my dad was walking out the door going somewhere so he hugged me

And then it happened..
That hug.... it was a little too long.. and then I heard a very quiet snif..

He walked outside and acted like nothing was going on so I thought shi was sweet

The next day comes around and I'm watching some movie and both my parents walk in

And then they just start talking about how they found everything....

And now you might ask "well pneumat we'll how did they find the weed?" Well they checked my pockets thinking they would find only cigarettes


But they found a pack for nicotine pouches too and in that nicotine pouches was a fat ball of weed

I thought I was dreaming when they confronted me

Even worse
I bought that weed SPECIFICALLY for me and this hmtb blonde with a fat ass cuz she kept asking if we should smoke together

I'm a but thankful that it got taken tho cuz I'm really retarded and bloated when I smoke

dude smoking is the gateway to becoming adam dont eat when you get high and you wont get bloated

 

[tallcel]

If my parents did some bs like that to me id be so pissed

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

dude smoking is the gateway to becoming adam dont eat when you get high and you wont get bloated

I'm not fat tho

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

If my parents did some bs like that to me id be so pissed

Kinda my fault fir being stupid

 

[copemaxxer609]

I'm not fat tho

yeah keep smoking then, did you ever hook up with the blonde?

 

[tallcel]

Kinda my fault fir being stupid

Luckily my parents don’t care about nicotine stuff, but if they took away my weed that I paid for it would piss me off

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

yeah keep smoking then, did you ever hook up with the blonde?

No we only made out n stuff

 

[copemaxxer609]

Luckily my parents don’t care about nicotine stuff, but if they took away my weed that I paid for it would piss me off

if they dont care about nicotine you can probably convince them weed isn’t any worse but it does depend on where you live i guess

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

if they dont care about nicotine you can probably convince them weed isn’t any worse but it does depend on where you live i guess

He'll fuck up his brain

 

[ØUROBOROS]

Read all of it good story.

 

[copemaxxer609]

He'll fuck up his brain

i feel it probably depends on the person, if your already retarded smoking weed probably isn’t smart

 

[GandysOrbitals]

tales...

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

tales...

Im a very true user

 

[GandysOrbitals]

Im a very true user

very true

 

[Jason5000]

Somebody read this

read every molecule

 

[_Zygomatic_]

i don’t think my parents love me enough to search my room or question the smell of weed alcohol or cigarettes or maybe i’m just such a fucking delinquent they’ve given up either way im not complaining ima be outta this house in a few months anyway