I just had the weirdest dream ever

[Deleted member 9699]

I went inside my house and found out theres a party
I look at the couch and see two of my friends (males btw) making out and I was like what the fuck is this gay shit

My dad shows up and says come we have to go somewhere, I go with him and he takes me to a fucking brothel. I ask him "What are we doing here exactly?" and he just goes "What do you think?" JFL mirin low inhib of dream dad

Then he pays for an asian chick and we tag teamed her but the dream ended jfl

no larp i stg
this is one weird dream tbh

 

[Deleted member 5746]

u know its over when even in your dreams you have to resort to escortmaxxing noodlewhores

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

u know its over when even in your dreams you have to resort to escortmaxxing noodlewhores

JFL

 

[Deleted member 9699]

u know its over when even in your dreams you have to resort to escortmaxxing noodlewhores

It's Over!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Bahaha. I hate sex dreams the best dreams are weird trippy ones where you wanna go back