AgentAngularity
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-I bet $500 on the Netherlands to win vs Morocco, just for Morocco to score a last minute goal and go through.
-I then proceed to get BRUTALIZED under this thread and I can't do anything about it:
https://looksmaxorg/threads/put-your-life-savings-on-netherlands-vs-morocco.2181621/
-The next day, I decided to bet another $300 on Senegal to win vs Belgium, just for Senegal to bottle a 2-0 LEAD with 10 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME.

-After that game, I chucked my remote at my TV with PURE RAGE and now there is a glitch on my TV that looks like this:
I am 0 for 2. It can't get any worse, right?
-The next day, my parents find out that I have been using THEIR information to bet. (I have to due to being underaged).
-They then decide it's necessary to go through my room and check through ALL MY STUFF.
-They find loads of 20$ bills stashed under my bed in a shoebox, along with an accumulation of $2500 dollars of fake designer items I have borrowed to resell.
-Their conclusion? I am a CON-ARTIST DRUG DEALER.
-They then proceed to CONFISCATE EVERYTHING I FUCKING OWN and all the money I have saved up.
The final nail in the coffin?
When they both leave the room, I start panting around in panic. As I am doing this, I accidentally bump into a shelf, which FALLS and FRACTURES my FUCKING FOOT.
I am currently typing this on a google doc in the ER.
So now I can’t walk, I'm broke, no phone, no GF, grounded, I owe $2500 worth of replica items to my IRL supplier by September, Neymar is out of the WC, and I am probably getting sent to a random African village for the next month.
-I then proceed to get BRUTALIZED under this thread and I can't do anything about it:
https://looksmaxorg/threads/put-your-life-savings-on-netherlands-vs-morocco.2181621/
-The next day, I decided to bet another $300 on Senegal to win vs Belgium, just for Senegal to bottle a 2-0 LEAD with 10 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME.
-After that game, I chucked my remote at my TV with PURE RAGE and now there is a glitch on my TV that looks like this:
I am 0 for 2. It can't get any worse, right?
-The next day, my parents find out that I have been using THEIR information to bet. (I have to due to being underaged).
-They then decide it's necessary to go through my room and check through ALL MY STUFF.
-They find loads of 20$ bills stashed under my bed in a shoebox, along with an accumulation of $2500 dollars of fake designer items I have borrowed to resell.
-Their conclusion? I am a CON-ARTIST DRUG DEALER.
-They then proceed to CONFISCATE EVERYTHING I FUCKING OWN and all the money I have saved up.
The final nail in the coffin?
When they both leave the room, I start panting around in panic. As I am doing this, I accidentally bump into a shelf, which FALLS and FRACTURES my FUCKING FOOT.
I am currently typing this on a google doc in the ER.
So now I can’t walk, I'm broke, no phone, no GF, grounded, I owe $2500 worth of replica items to my IRL supplier by September, Neymar is out of the WC, and I am probably getting sent to a random African village for the next month.




