User28823
do not go gentle into that good night
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hooooly fuck it is so GIGA over.
i pull up to the hairdresser for a haircut like i always do ... ready to show her what cut i want bcuz i only show up every few months and the bitch forgets what i want..
anyway.. i pull out my phone and start opening up my photo album and there it is...
my BWC in all its 8 inch curved glory just FULL SCREEN staring back at me like a fucking jumpscare
brain instantly blue screens.
i panic and start swiping like a retard trying to get past it but somehow it just zooms in MORE. now its like IMAX mode.
she’s literally standing right behind me waiting to see the haircut reference.
i slowly turn the phone toward her hoping she didn’t notice and say “yeah something like this length on the sides”
SHE JUST NODS.
no reaction.
no facial expression.
nothing.
she just starts cutting my hair like we didn’t both just witness the most catastrophic phone gallery incident of all time.
entire haircut she’s silent like some CIA operative trained to ignore classified information.
i’m sitting there in the chair fighting for my life pretending nothing happened while she’s casually trimming my fade.
when we’re done she spins the chair around, hands me the mirror and goes
“looks good?”
bro i paid, tipped, said thanks and left like my family was being held hostage.
never going back there again.
that barber has information that could end my entire career.
@asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Tyler1 @xevuxia
i pull up to the hairdresser for a haircut like i always do ... ready to show her what cut i want bcuz i only show up every few months and the bitch forgets what i want..
anyway.. i pull out my phone and start opening up my photo album and there it is...
my BWC in all its 8 inch curved glory just FULL SCREEN staring back at me like a fucking jumpscare
brain instantly blue screens.
i panic and start swiping like a retard trying to get past it but somehow it just zooms in MORE. now its like IMAX mode.
she’s literally standing right behind me waiting to see the haircut reference.
i slowly turn the phone toward her hoping she didn’t notice and say “yeah something like this length on the sides”
SHE JUST NODS.
no reaction.
no facial expression.
nothing.
she just starts cutting my hair like we didn’t both just witness the most catastrophic phone gallery incident of all time.
entire haircut she’s silent like some CIA operative trained to ignore classified information.
i’m sitting there in the chair fighting for my life pretending nothing happened while she’s casually trimming my fade.
when we’re done she spins the chair around, hands me the mirror and goes
“looks good?”
bro i paid, tipped, said thanks and left like my family was being held hostage.
never going back there again.
that barber has information that could end my entire career.
@asdvek @Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Tyler1 @xevuxia
