I just met a clone of my ex

[ropemax]

At first aid training. I can't believe it. Same hair, same skin tone, same mannersims, same stance, same fucking scent... the voice was so similar i had to make sure 3 times that it wasn't actually her. Facially pretty similar too.


Just when i almost forgot and moved on, God decided to play with me like a little puppet and send me a doppelganger of my perfect angel to remind me of what i've lost

@Nameless_Sunflower
@Thompsonz
@Vermilioncore

 

[Deleted member 15577]

Didn’t you say you were a 25 year old virgin?

 

[ropemax]

Didn’t you say you were a 25 year old virgin?

No

 

[Deleted member 13332]

you are однолюб ?

 

[Deleted member 15577]

No

Never mind was someone else then

 

[Deleted member 15577]

you are однолюб ?

When I’m done with you you’ll be однозуб

 

[ropemax]

you are однолюб ?

Nobody comes close unfortunately

 

[ropemax]

My fucking god the moment i caught a whiff of that angel's heavenly scent, everything came rushing back. Another depressed night of reminiscing the time when everything in my life was perfect...

 

[Deleted member 18086]

another fakecel. reeeeeeee

 

[ropemax]

another fakecel. reeeeeeee

@SMESH This is the guy you've mistaken me for

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Hit on her?
I dont know how you havent predicted it
Things like that are Stars toying with us
God showing his brutal sense of humor

 

[Deleted member 3828]

My fucking god the moment i caught a whiff of that angel's heavenly scent, everything came rushing back. Another depressed night of reminiscing the time when everything in my life was perfect...

You surely know the scent of a woman

 

[ropemax]

Hit on her?
I dont know how you havent predicted it
Things like that are Stars toying with us
God showing his brutal sense of humor

I didn't hit on her because she was just a clone of perfection.. a mere illusion

 

[Deleted member 4430]

You surely know the scent of a woman

What life? I got no life! I'm in the dark here. You understand? I'm in the dark

 

[Gonthar]

At first aid training. I can't believe it. Same hair, same skin tone, same mannersims, same stance, same fucking scent... the voice was so similar i had to make sure 3 times that it wasn't actually her. Facially pretty similar too.

It's not that uncommon, I noticed that a lot of persons are carbon copies of others, like there are only several hundred different types of people, and the rest are just like clones but with small variations...

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

At first aid training. I can't believe it. Same hair, same skin tone, same mannersims, same stance, same fucking scent... the voice was so similar i had to make sure 3 times that it wasn't actually her. Facially pretty similar too.


Just when i almost forgot and moved on, God decided to play with me like a little puppet and send me a doppelganger of my perfect angel to remind me of what i've lost

@Nameless_Sunflower
@Thompsonz
@Vermilioncore

Ugh. I know what that feels like. Although running into a clone of me. Ouchie mouchie. And it's not so amusing when you come home and find your doppelganger zipping his jeans up and your woman naked in bed with her eyes still rolling in the back of her head as she's massaging her clit. Brutal. And he says, "Ugh. Awkward. I've been forgetful lately and forgot on this day you came, home early."

"Ugh. Touche. I, myself, forgot that I ran into myself on this day." I replied.

"Ugh. Hold up," future-me became baffled. "So you're not from this timeline either?"

"Ugh. Nope. I'm from your future but from another parallel universe."

"Ugh. Cringe. I feel violated."

"Me too."

 

[ropemax]

It's not that uncommon, I noticed that a lot of persons are carbon copies of others, like there are only several hundred different types of people, and the rest are just like clones but with small variations...

idk this is the closest i came to meeting a real doppelganger

 

[ropemax]

Ugh. I know what that feels like. Although running into a clone of me. Ouchie mouchie. And it's not so amusing when you come home and find your doppelganger zipping his jeans up and your woman naked in bed with her eyes still rolling in the back of her head as she's massaging her clit. Brutal. And he says, "Ugh. Awkward. I've been forgetful lately and forgot on this day you came, home early."

"Ugh. Touche. I, myself, forgot that I ran into myself on this day." I replied.

"Ugh. Hold up," future-me became baffled. "So you're not from this timeline either?"

"Ugh. Nope. I'm from your future but from another parallel universe."

"Ugh. Cringe. I feel violated."

"Me too."

take your meds and get out of my thread

 

[Deleted member 18372]

shows the importance of scentmaxxing tbh.

 

[ropemax]

shows the importance of scentmaxxing tbh.

i've been saying this for months but nobody's listening. Scent is the single most impactful softmaxx you can do

 

[Deleted member 18372]

i've been saying this for months but nobody's listening. Scent is the single most impactful softmaxx you can do

I keep getting scentmaxxing advice on my tiktok fyp. There should be a way to make your own smell cuz every nigga gonna be smelling the same soon. I will try to make my own fragrance that smells like mulled wine once I ascend to MTN.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You never had a perfect angel tou demented dog. Tales form the schizophrenic puppet board

 

[Prettyboy]

Your ex is getting railed by chad as we speak

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

take your meds and get out of my thread

And why would I want to do that? Explain this to me. I wanna hear your reasoning of why a person should inject medications into their bodies and become something else.

See, people like you are the reason why we're all in this shit together as to Covid-19 vaccinations. People like you need to be canceled.

 

[ropemax]

You never had a perfect angel tou demented dog. Tales form the schizophrenic puppet board

keep seething for me. You've also lost your angel and are projecting your pain on me

 

[ropemax]

Your ex is getting railed by chad as we speak

 

[Vermilioncore]

keep seething for me. You've also lost your angel and are projecting your pain on me

I fucked my angel from the deep 7th Heaven. It was amazing. I smelled her beautiful scent

 

[Deleted member 4231]

same mannersims, same stance, same fucking scent... the voice was so similar i had to make sure 3 times that it wasn't actually her.

cage at this cope all girls are the same

 

[ropemax]

cage at this cope all girls are the same

If you've never interacted with any beyond a hello, i agree, they can appear quite similar