reeven
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bros i swear this happened last night
went outside at 2:14 AM to mew under the moonlight for better jaw stimulation and saw a glowing brown dude standing behind the dumpsters
first thing he says to me:
“hmm green one… your canthal tilt is impressive brah, you mog... saaaaarrrrr give me food saaaar.”
i was frozen. this guy had:
shitty orbital vector
0% body fat somehow
brown bioluminescent skin
3’ wingspan
no forward growth that defied known physics
he asked if aliens “consume seed oils” and when i said yes he looked genuinely disgusted
do you guys think he mogged me or was it just aura?
went outside at 2:14 AM to mew under the moonlight for better jaw stimulation and saw a glowing brown dude standing behind the dumpsters
first thing he says to me:
“hmm green one… your canthal tilt is impressive brah, you mog... saaaaarrrrr give me food saaaar.”
i was frozen. this guy had:
shitty orbital vector
0% body fat somehow
brown bioluminescent skin
3’ wingspan
no forward growth that defied known physics
he asked if aliens “consume seed oils” and when i said yes he looked genuinely disgusted
do you guys think he mogged me or was it just aura?
