i just paid $300 for a 2x2 meter mirror to practice dancing in front of for when i go clubbing

[fate and destiny]

i just look like a complete goof. how do these tiktok zoomers do it and come off so natural? now my parents want the mirror gone and said if i have to tell them in future when i buy something that big to add to my room. ffs. these faggots wouldn't even let me line the ceiling line with neon lights because "the glue will peel off the paint" i don't care. i'm 34 and it's my fucking bedroom

i'm planning on moving out anyway and just clubbing and slaying 24/7, when i have the moves down everything else will fall into place. atm i'm just learning the basic fortnite dances

also gonna run this SARM stack and become 100kg 10 percent bodyfat hopefully by the end of the year. NW4 already so the clock is ticking...

 

[Deleted member 15577]

Holy shit giga autism it never began

 

[Prettyboy]

The most autistic post I've read here in a while

 

[fate and destiny]

Holy shit giga autism it never began

i mask my autism really well, when people notice something if off about me i have an elaborate story about how i have ticks due to brain damage from a snowboarding accident in my back pocket ready to go

 

[Deleted member 15577]

i'm diagnosed, yes

but i don't see how that's relevant? meth makes the autism vanish, anyway. or maybe it amplifies it? not like i'd be able to tell

I wish there were actually funny trolls on here

 

[Harold O'brien]

did you move out the shack? I know this is larp but I can't tell how much

 

[fate and destiny]

I wish there were actually funny trolls on here

i wrote this on a whim

i cbf brainstorming all day just to muster a post that might garner 10 upvotes if i'm lucky. i'm not naturally funny. so what

did you move out the shack? I know this is larp but I can't tell how much

moved out of the shack into a room for a bit, back in the shack now

oh well

 

[DwayneWhite55]

You should of atleast bought one of them video games that teach moves. You probably make up your own corny moves.

 

[Deleted member 16984]

Gotta be a larp

 

[Deleted member 11770]

funniest post of the day

 

[Deleted member 17829]