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On tiktok about god saying he loves me And I started crying 🥺😢
 
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God hates me, for he made me ugly and manlet and framelet and mentally abnormal :feelsbadman:
 
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He doesn’t, stop worshiping him.
 
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No I don't want to become evil I hate My evil self with all My heart
Not worshiping god doesn’t make you evil. It frees you. You can be your own god my guy. Stop listening to what these religious freaks say and think for yourself.
 
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if god was real dont you think we'd hear from him by now?
 
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On tiktok about god saying he loves me And I started crying 🥺😢
God hates me, for he made me ugly and manlet and framelet and mentally abnormal :feelsbadman:
He doesn’t, stop worshiping him.

What a being God is. Or rather, what a concept?

One anagram of the word "God" is "dog." Or rather, "doG," for the grammar Nazis who are lurking this thread while munching on their ham and havarti cheese sandwich, with iceberg lettuce, green tomatoes, black olives, pickled yellow banana peppers, balls of dried and woody peppercorn, freckled mustard, sheet-white mayonnaise (the instrument ofc), and multiple dollops of hearty lamb suet. Ah, yes. that creamy, melting fat, the glue, the divine anointment, for plain bread and all elements sharing common membership / unifying force / Yalu / olive juice bursting in eyes.

And if you're wondering why we've strayed so far from the concept of God, you must remember that the train (of thought), without a conductor, and without planned-out railroad tracks, will continue to choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo... all the way to oblivion. Dog. Woof woof. Your last thoughts. JFL. Imagine thinking about a puny chihuahua, inbred-lookin' ass unit, eye bulging out, maxilla recessed as fuck, permeating your mind, striking fear receptors in your amygdala neurons, as the ground / train tracks / wheels locomotion meets atmospheric pivot, coach car pivoting off the ledge of a 300-foot high cliff.

Fallin', fallin'.

Still thinking about that dog, fuckin' rent-free type shit innit.

Plop!

T'is the moment where everything comes full circle. Your water-filled lungs sculpting the Via Appia to meeting the judgment of God.
 
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