I just shit my pants

[OOGABOOGA]

I ate a whole box of lucky charms over the span of this afternoon. Come back to bite in the form of stinky aggressive shits. Got drunk and decided to go for a walk as I often do at night. About 2 miles. As I was getting closer to home the urge to shit was getting worse and worse.

for the last half block I decided to jog to get home sooner. Bad idea. I walk through the gate into my backyard and my butthole climaxes. Loud explosive shart, standing in my backyard.

so there I wash standing in my backyard with a combination of wet shit and chunks of cereal dripping down my legs. Had a laugh and cleaned up. Threw out the clothes. Pretty funny tbh ngl imo

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Oh OOGA

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Oh OOGA

I read this as a moan

 

[Cali Yuga]

bruh eat better the homies are worried