I just shoplifted for the first time.

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A few minutes ago, before going to class, I went to the store next door, and taking advantage of the fact that the owner was not there, I took a can of white Monster Energy.

I feel I'm becoming more low inhib every day it pass. I never thought it would be so easy. I just walked into the store, grabbed one and left without paying for it. It's crazy how easy it is to steal stuff when you know how to do it right!
 
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Nigga you took a carbonated caffeine drink chill lol.
 
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Good step in the right direction next time steal something worth 3 figures
 
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Try to steal something 500$ or over and come back to this forum. lol
 
Try to steal something 500$ or over and come back to this forum. lol
I know it's nothing, but it's the first time I've done something like this. What do you recommend me to steal next time?
 
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I know it's nothing, but it's the first time I've done something like this. What do you recommend me to steal next time?
500$ dollars worth of gift cards.
 
Sounds good.
That last reply was satire lol. 500$ or over is a felony in United States of America. I suggest you stop stealing tbh. If you don't want to then grab a bag of chips and a soda then.
 
Good! I remember how i shoplifted tobacco, but now all shops beep, electronically secured :/
 
That last reply was satire lol. 500$ or over is a felony in United States of America. I suggest you stop stealing tbh. If you don't want to then grab a bag of chips and a soda then.
Not if you steal them one at a time.
 
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I feel I'm becoming more low inhib every day it pass. I never thought it would be so easy. I just walked into the store, grabbed one and left without paying for it. It's crazy how easy it is to steal stuff when you know how to do it right!
In my country they would catch you, beat you then give you to the police.
 
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the only thing i over stole was a buzz lightyear keychain from disneyland in hongkong
 
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